I Dream of Dying

[crankyrobot]

So yesterday I awoke from the following dream. I will spare you the details about the orgy and the girl getting stabbed in the face over drugs. Anyway, at one point, I was working in some sort of photo lab. I have always had this fear of canned air since my high school photography teacher told me that if you shot someone point-blank with it , it

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[jtron]

That teacher... were his initials P.D.?

I got the same speech from my shop teacher when I was in junior high. I'm pretty sure it was because he didn't want to deal with all the kids shooting each other with the air compressor.

[crankyrobot]

MAYBE

DUDALUDADOOO

[ericman]

"I want to live until 5 minutes after the earth explodes, just because I want to see how it all goes down. "

I share this with you. I've always hoped i'd live through the destruction of the earth. It's probably the best way to die.