YG's Very Special Week - Tuesday
Title: YG's Very Special Week - Tuesday
Rating: PG
Pairing: YG/Seo Taiji, YG/?
Summary: YG is lonely and unproductive. G-Dragon objects.
A/N: My apologies to anyone who doesn't know who today's suitor is. ^^; Scroll down to the bottom of the entry for an explanation if the name doesn't ring a bell - I don't want to spoil it.
Ji Yong's visit, sadly, didn't magically make more sense when Hyun Suk woke up seven hours later. But he did have a date, so he made sure to comb his hair and put on his nicest clothes before trudging down to his office.
It had been a very long time since Hyun Suk had had a real date. The idea was sort of distracting, and he found it even harder than usual to get any work done. After trying for several minutes, he gave up on productivity and busied himself with chewing on the end of a pen and making a list of men Ji Yong might have roped into going out with him, separating them neatly into "good" and "bad" columns.
He had just finished underlining Masta Wu three times on the "bad" list when someone knocked on his door. He made sure that his hair was still cute and the first buttons of his shirt still undone, then hurried over to open it.
"Oh, YG. Hi." Verbal was standing there in a sharp suit, holding a bouquet of flowers and a small box of expensive-looking chocolates. He took off his enormous sunglasses and peered into his office. "So where's the chick I'm supposed to pick up?"
"I-- ... The chick?"
"Yeah, your bro called and said he'd set me up with this really hot chick who works for you or something."
"Um, I think you have a date with me," Hyun Suk replied, making a mental note to have a talk with Ji Yong about deceiving people. And about using his younger brother to deceive people for him.
Verbal blinked. "You're not a chick."
"I'm not," Hyun Suk agreed.
"... Fuck."
"Aren't you married?"
Verbal looked at him silently for a moment. "... Listen, I've got a limousine and a reservation at this really awesome place, so I'll forget you're a guy if you forget I'm married. Deal?"
***
As it turned out, it was very easy to forget that Verbal was straight and married, especially since he kept paying for bottles of expensive champagne and doing completely inappropriate things like calling Huyn Suk cute and feeding him bites of the best chocolate mousse he'd ever had.
They moved on to equally expensive whiskey in the limousine, which was probably a bad idea. Or a good one. Hyun Suk wasn't sure anymore.
"D'you wanna go home?" Verbal asked. It took a moment for Hyun Suk to understand, because he'd been busy staring at Verbal's tiny, perfectly V-shaped goatee and wondering how it would feel to kiss him.
"Ummm... no?"
Verbal snickered. "Dude, you're so drunk. Are you staring at my grill or some--mmrrf?"
He didn't put up much resistance, though, and started kissing Hyun Suk back after a few seconds. The goatee tickled Hyun Suk's chin in a very pleasant way, and he made a mental note to buy Ji Yong something nice for having such a good idea.
***
(Verbal is a Japanese rapper and a member of m-flo and Teriyaki Boys. He's friends with YG and has collaborated with some fam members before, so um, this isn't too much of a stretch. 8D;)
Rating: PG
Pairing: YG/Seo Taiji, YG/?
Summary: YG is lonely and unproductive. G-Dragon objects.
A/N: My apologies to anyone who doesn't know who today's suitor is. ^^; Scroll down to the bottom of the entry for an explanation if the name doesn't ring a bell - I don't want to spoil it.
Ji Yong's visit, sadly, didn't magically make more sense when Hyun Suk woke up seven hours later. But he did have a date, so he made sure to comb his hair and put on his nicest clothes before trudging down to his office.
It had been a very long time since Hyun Suk had had a real date. The idea was sort of distracting, and he found it even harder than usual to get any work done. After trying for several minutes, he gave up on productivity and busied himself with chewing on the end of a pen and making a list of men Ji Yong might have roped into going out with him, separating them neatly into "good" and "bad" columns.
He had just finished underlining Masta Wu three times on the "bad" list when someone knocked on his door. He made sure that his hair was still cute and the first buttons of his shirt still undone, then hurried over to open it.
"Oh, YG. Hi." Verbal was standing there in a sharp suit, holding a bouquet of flowers and a small box of expensive-looking chocolates. He took off his enormous sunglasses and peered into his office. "So where's the chick I'm supposed to pick up?"
"I-- ... The chick?"
"Yeah, your bro called and said he'd set me up with this really hot chick who works for you or something."
"Um, I think you have a date with me," Hyun Suk replied, making a mental note to have a talk with Ji Yong about deceiving people. And about using his younger brother to deceive people for him.
Verbal blinked. "You're not a chick."
"I'm not," Hyun Suk agreed.
"... Fuck."
"Aren't you married?"
Verbal looked at him silently for a moment. "... Listen, I've got a limousine and a reservation at this really awesome place, so I'll forget you're a guy if you forget I'm married. Deal?"
***
As it turned out, it was very easy to forget that Verbal was straight and married, especially since he kept paying for bottles of expensive champagne and doing completely inappropriate things like calling Huyn Suk cute and feeding him bites of the best chocolate mousse he'd ever had.
They moved on to equally expensive whiskey in the limousine, which was probably a bad idea. Or a good one. Hyun Suk wasn't sure anymore.
"D'you wanna go home?" Verbal asked. It took a moment for Hyun Suk to understand, because he'd been busy staring at Verbal's tiny, perfectly V-shaped goatee and wondering how it would feel to kiss him.
"Ummm... no?"
Verbal snickered. "Dude, you're so drunk. Are you staring at my grill or some--mmrrf?"
He didn't put up much resistance, though, and started kissing Hyun Suk back after a few seconds. The goatee tickled Hyun Suk's chin in a very pleasant way, and he made a mental note to buy Ji Yong something nice for having such a good idea.
***
(Verbal is a Japanese rapper and a member of m-flo and Teriyaki Boys. He's friends with YG and has collaborated with some fam members before, so um, this isn't too much of a stretch. 8D;)