I am moving to Birmingham, AL. I was down there last weekend looking for a place to live. There are a lot of people darker than me. That isn't really hard to do. I should get a tan so I fit in. A hellified tan.

DAMN ITS ABOUT TIME I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD!

MassiveFailure [12:05 AM]: u work at dominos ( Read more... )

Ok so I have this really big annoyingly crusty booger in my nose the other day. And I pick the mother fucker out finally. Well anyway I begin to wonder to myself. Do boogers have a smell? Think about it ( Read more... )

I'm going to wash my car and maybe mow the grass. I haven't posted in awhile so I thought I would post this, even thought its rather boring. I'll post more later tonight. Thanks dedicated reader(s).

Mission: TICK FAGGOT ASS WORK GUY OFF ( Read more... )

I really suck at this journal thing. Look how shitty my layout it. Look how shitty the number of friends I have is. I fucking suck ( Read more... )

I have been cleaning house all night. I really have been cleaning this time. Yesterday I cleaned house all day, but really I would throw away some trash and then watch an hour of tv. Sweep a floor and then play a video game for an hour. Scratch my dog's belly and then scratch my ass for 2 hours. You get the idea. But tonight I really have ( Read more... )

Why in the fuck does it take so God damn long to install a program, but it only takes like 10 seconds to uninstall when you go through add/remove programs?

I guess it has to do with reading off a cd to install in most cases but god damn that's still fucked up.

I gotta shit. Later.

I arrived home from my work in Wyoming at approximately 1 PM today. I drove back in my brand spanking (OH YEAH SPANKING) new 2004 Mazda 3. I bought this car at a dealer in Fort Collins, Colorado after some attempts to purchase from a local dealership. In order to protect the identity of this dealership, I shall refer to the cheating lieing ( Read more... )