i hate top heavy shit. if it wouldn't stand up on a boat, then it won't stand up to my high expectations. african killer bees dissappeared from the news, kind of like the genocide in rwanda. teachers in new jersey and wisconsin warned me the bees were spreading north. by 2005 they would be well-established and dieing becuase wisconsin does ( Read more... )

I designed my house for when i settle down and start a family.
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i smelled cigarette smoke and it made me happy. not all cigarettes smell the same. this might be obvious to you but i've never actually bothered to inspect them before. some make me want to stamp them into the ground because i dont have a nice memory associated with them. others make me think of the concerts at the rave. or riding in zachs car ( Read more... )

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come cheer me on in tuscon! if you dont know how to get there, just follow the elf down the river till you get to his groin area, than head west. its that state that trys to fit in with utah, colorado, new mexico by striving for wyoming's perfect rectangle but fails miserably on one side. for 1/3 of the race, i'll see you if you position yourself ( Read more... )

after worrying(all day sweating in my room, clamping my skin tight as i can worried) about this symposium tomorrow i went to relax on the toilet and there i thought about what i'm going to do and i finally figured out the symposium is not until next tuesday. now i can enjoy the day for 9 minutes till Helios takes a dive ( Read more... )

you should know this if you are in environmental studies CXX. to simulate the mammoth apetite of worms i put humans for comparison. they each had thier chance to build the best pyramid hat. the one on the left won by a nautical mile. this food pyramid is a small sandstone brick in mine own becuase i eat worms. tambien, also, a window into the ( Read more... )

why is my poop still green! t= only wha tis going on in my head. im probably still studying for african storytelling whilst i think about what peopel in england would fancy i say. i was just holding on to that apricot how did it get hair on it.jinx! personal jinx! knock on wood! dorm water tastes so much better than this city folk water. i ( Read more... )

ah i love people. all of them except for those poeple who ask if someone is a homosexual. it doesn't matter.

unless you are trying to hook up with them.

pitt pat ROBOT ATTACK! img src="https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/ahaertel/lj/bririiriri.jpg" alt="i find myself inside myself and no one else can find it for me find myself all by myself and no one else can find it for me!"> i am taking a trip upstairs ( Read more... )