1. Yesterday when I was doing an away message check (yes, I am one of those people), I mistook the word "monitor" for "mother". I think I literally gasped and then I realized my mistake but...damn.
2. You would fit in so perfectly with my friend Walt, whom I absolutely adore. He is hilarious, and started a "Ninja vs. Pirates" war in this organization he is in called FYP for short, and the last "event" they had was a huge flag football game on the Lawn, which ended in a truce and a collective streak. It's a tradition to streak the Lawn before you graduate, but I think that I've seen more FYPers naked than anyone else at this school. They even streaked one of the libraries during finals week :-).
AHAHA! Yeah, I killed my mom and burried her in my backyard. I do that sometimes. It usually fixes my problems. I usually just go out and just kill people to relieve stress. Like say someone cut me off on the road... well.. I'll just go kill a bum. =)
Walt and I should meet. its true. But I dunno if pirates or ninja's would win... i mean.. they both rock so hard. They're both winners in my book. ;)
"I also do this thing where I only would date someone if they meet every standard I have in a date, cause that’s how I wish whoever I’ll end up with acts too. However, no one meets my standards, and no one meets my perspective."
Given past history I know I should keep my mouth shut...but I agree with what you said. DOn't worry, I'm retarded too.
I talked to you at 230am CA time, haha. you shoulda just had some more drinks in your system then you coulda just passed OUT.
Personally, I bounce all incoming relationships (more than 'just friends') of my "matthew's amazing crazy filter thingy system" which is basically a composite of my Ex... my first Ex mind you. Thus, this is all just crap and I never progress too far in a relationship.
Usually, I just close my eyes, and hope for the best.
Alright, I wasn't going to comment on this because I honestly don't think it's any of my business, but...it seems as if everyone else has so I guess I will. I just wanted to say that I understand what you mean about having standards for the girls that you date - obviously we all do this; it's human nature
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Anything I write in here is totally for anyone to comment on. Stuff that needs to be private stays that way. Otherwise I wont write. =) So feel free to rip on me.
I do think you're right though.. I was being a bit lame. however, when you see me online next, lemme know. I'll tell you happy news.
Thank you for the lecture however. I like when my friends are honest with me. It makes me happy to know someone cares enough to do it.
I hope you are having fun at the beach, Busty McBoobBoob...remember when Robert made up our nicknames last year at beach week? I was reading my old posts about it and cracking up...
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1. Yesterday when I was doing an away message check (yes, I am one of those people), I mistook the word "monitor" for "mother". I think I literally gasped and then I realized my mistake but...damn.
2. You would fit in so perfectly with my friend Walt, whom I absolutely adore. He is hilarious, and started a "Ninja vs. Pirates" war in this organization he is in called FYP for short, and the last "event" they had was a huge flag football game on the Lawn, which ended in a truce and a collective streak. It's a tradition to streak the Lawn before you graduate, but I think that I've seen more FYPers naked than anyone else at this school. They even streaked one of the libraries during finals week :-).
Good luck with your finals!
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Walt and I should meet. its true. But I dunno if pirates or ninja's would win... i mean.. they both rock so hard. They're both winners in my book. ;)
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Given past history I know I should keep my mouth shut...but I agree with what you said. DOn't worry, I'm retarded too.
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I dont know whether to be confused or insulted.
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Personally, I bounce all incoming relationships (more than 'just friends') of my "matthew's amazing crazy filter thingy system" which is basically a composite of my Ex... my first Ex mind you. Thus, this is all just crap and I never progress too far in a relationship.
Usually, I just close my eyes, and hope for the best.
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You sound like what I do. I compare everyone to my old girlfriends.. and thats not really all too fair. but.. eh. =)
I think I'll just adopt the closing of eyes and running head first.Usually you fall down. but thats okay :)
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you get cuts from falling down.
cuts lead to scabs.
scabs lead to scars.
chicks dig scars (on guys).
if things go to crap, just think 'Hmm I wonder what time it is in Sweden'
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Do chicks dig fake elbows?
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I do think you're right though.. I was being a bit lame. however, when you see me online next, lemme know. I'll tell you happy news.
Thank you for the lecture however. I like when my friends are honest with me. It makes me happy to know someone cares enough to do it.
Hope you have a good day/night/week/month
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and your rooomie? maybe he's a masochist or something.
is your friends name really couch? that's cool...
have a great day. im at the beach now!!! woooo!
Laila
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I hope you are having fun at the beach, Busty McBoobBoob...remember when Robert made up our nicknames last year at beach week? I was reading my old posts about it and cracking up...
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