Don't pretend you're not fucking freeky baby, I'll spank that ass just for fun!

[crasher_insane]

FUCK! FUCK SHIT AND OTHER SUCH EXPLETIVES!
*coughs* Anywho, now that I've gotten that out of my system.. I broke my glasses. Yeah. Fucking sucks now that a good portion of my tiny paycheck will be going towards them. Woo. <--- *extreme sarcasm

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[dilutedabsinthe]

lol. you know you liked it!! and no, im not gonna specify whether im talking about your puking or my blow-jobbery. but you know. oh, how you know. i talked to david while he was drunk the other night and he says he wont do anything with anyone else while he's going out with you, but he says i can watch him jack off, and he keeps whipping it out in front of miranda, and i hear she uh, licked it the other day....but you didnt hear that from me :) seing as how i am sworn to secrecy (ha!). mmmyeah. me and miranda both promised that if anything DOES happen, we wont tell you. he doesnt seem to get thew fact that YOU DONT CARE. i even told him i had permission to do whatever i wanted to him and he was still all like "yeah but im faithfull blah blah blah". anyway about the movies friday, Phillip cant go (he's been grounded for a little thing called tampering with an automobile) and andrae has to work, so me and miranda wil proble just molest joe al throughout the movie. he'll probly be the one to give you a ride to the movies. i just realised