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[crashintome703]

Seashells do not go in toilets

If you have granny hips, old men will hit on you

There is NO Captain in the Texas Southern Pucker

Drunk Cringole + big giant truck = watch out

To sum up, we're having fun, you look young.

Comments

[solastsummer101]

People in the library are mad at me cuz I laughed loud. Oh well. And apparently I DON'T look young. Stupid old men. I don't think it was the hips, I think it was the granny BRA that did it.

Rednecke'd

[justavoyeur]

drunk cringole = extra gay