Terrell Owens found a way to play for Philadelphia next season.

Crap.

Oh well. At least he's not a Raven next season. It feels good knowing they're gonna just keep going downhill.

. . . and he is a predicament that I can't help but laugh at. First, I'll tell you about this arrogant athelete, then I'll explain his situation, and then I'll laugh some more ( Read more... )

Holy crap, you won't believe what happened to me today. Not because it isn't true, mind you; it's just something so terribly unbelievable that you just might have to take a couple of shots after hearing. Here goes ( Read more... )

It's time to review all the things that I said would happen this last football season, just to see how accurate I was ( Read more... )

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"Maybe I should become a crack-head. At least then I'd have a purpose in life."

Holy shit. Go State.
Who beat #1?!?
word.

Today, a special Valentine's Day post from a soul that's been missing from the world of live journal ( Read more... )

"Where have you been ( Read more... )

So I went to the pool today, tried a flying squirrel chair-dive again, finally managed to get the form right, and completely flipped onto my back, which gave a satisfying stinging sensation only usually acheived through yoga. I also had the swamp moster (Buck) apparently at my mercy until he used his tentacles (superior strength) to flip me around ( Read more... )