- First File [audio]

[cravatsabound]

[The feed clicks on to reveal static, slight mumbling and what might be fumbling on the communicator's buttons. The static quickly clears and is shortly followed by a strong--though somewhat urgent-sounding--voice. That voice carries authority and an intelligent rationality that may be at odds with the dreary, dirty climate of the city of Discedo.]

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[proudapprentice]

Oh? Another person coming in?

Uhm, this place is called Discedo and to my understanding well... you've been kidnapped!

Well, we've all been kidnapped, really. At least I think we all have?

[cravatsabound]

That hardly explains where I am in relation to where I was before.

Kidnapped by who, exactly?

F-fff, i just remembered how much he fails at intro'ng people

[proudapprentice]

Well, the sneaky group, of course! Also depends on where you came from, Mr. Edgeworth!

LOL Miles is like "....B|"

[cravatsabound]

I'm afraid you'll have to be much more specific.

And of course, my previous location was in Los Angeles, California, United States of America.

/strangles firefox

[church_man]

[Well, that's a familiar voice... not that he ever knew the guy very well.]

Again, huh... There should be an apartment near you on Latimir with other people living in it. It'd be a good idea for you to head that way as soon as possible.

As for your questions, you're not on Earth. You're in a city called Discedo on the planet Fortuna, and you can blame the scientists for draggin' you here.

/convicts to jail

[cravatsabound]

I-- Thank you, I'll seek shelter as soon as I...

[...]

'Again'? And that's impossible. I cannot possibly be on any planet but Earth.

/noms way out

[church_man]

Ya better start gettin' used to the idea, 'cause this ain't Earth. If you don't believe me, you will soon enough.

...... what.

[cravatsabound]

... Then we'll see if you're telling the truth or not.

Is there anything else I need to know? Your name might be useful, as you already have mine.

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[dividend]

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[dividend]

... Edgeworth?

[cravatsabound]

... Wright.

Considering your past record, I should have expected to find you here.

[dividend]

And what's that supposed to mean?

[moarcowbell]

Welcome to the happiest place on a planet that isn't earth. Leave your sanity and anything normal at the door.

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[cravatsabound]

[...]

[cravatsabound]

Excuse me?

[moarcowbell]

You're excused, sir.

[tenkai_soul]

That's a familiar name...

[cravatsabound]

Is that so. To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?

[tenkai_soul]

If you don't remember this place, then my name isn't of much meaning right now, but it's Tir McDohl, sir.

[cravatsabound]

I apologize, but there's little I can do. It's a pleasure, Mr. McDohl.