We're haters and you're a wanker? Say whaaa? Did you really have a great holiday? Did you use your penis as a pogo stick when you went to the moon and bring back an alien to keep in your plastic underwear? Or did you go fly from the UK...oh wait you're from NY... *slaps forehead* (silly me!) ...and go visit your good ol' pal that you talk about all the time? Or did really just sit on the crapper and read Playgirl and think about how lonely you are; claiming your shit as your friend as you eat it with a shit-eating grin? $1,000 says you sat on a floor and drank your sorrows with a stab in your black, shrunken heart because you want what doesn't want you and what you can't have. Boo. Hoo. Hoo. And I quote, "don't waste your time". Except I spelled it right.
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Ps - This is not a compliment
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