Dear god woman don't you understand the implications?! As man slowly stopped eating wolves, bear and mastodon in favor of lettuce and turnips we actually fell down on the food chain! We are devolving!
How can you sleep at night?!
You too should help me on the "Save the Lettuce" campaign. I am flying to Washington tomorrow; you should come with me. I have fresh posterboard and black markers for our impacting slogans. Our voices will be heard through vigorous protesting on the streets!
Or, more simply put, I was just hungry for salad yesterday.
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How can you sleep at night?!
You too should help me on the "Save the Lettuce" campaign. I am flying to Washington tomorrow; you should come with me. I have fresh posterboard and black markers for our impacting slogans. Our voices will be heard through vigorous protesting on the streets!
Or, more simply put, I was just hungry for salad yesterday.
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not giggling mind you, laughing
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