Hitting on Girls and Spider-Man

[craxywere]

Ok, so this is prolly one of those articles I'm writing because nothing cool has happened in my life for a while. The movie of this summer has been Spider-Man. I mean its a fantastic movie, and everyone has seen it($400,000,000) at the box office(1337). In any case, one of the things that all great movies do is scream sequel. They scream it at

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[psyklonis]

Gautam, the tips which you have so graciously furnished will help many a man in his eternal quest to "get some." Thank you.

Oh, and one more thing: "the hippity dippity?"

[anonymous]

He's right.... I was there. This so called sexually dominant man thought that should he raise his arm into the air and suspend it there for a minute or two, he would be able to "get some."

[vanfane1]

how bout the fact that they announced that spiderman would be a trilogy when the first one was released as a "screaming" indicator of a sequel.

[craxywere]

Nahhhh! When they say that, it really means that they want to me 2 movies. Its just that if tehy say we want to make it a biology, people won't watch it, cause its science and science is bad!!

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[anonymous]

I guess the fact that he was bold enough to hit on a girl in a very outright and bold way and then actually expected to do the "hippity dippity" with her, doesnt reflect well on his moral or just regular personality. But newayz, the whole spiderman thing: it would be a riot (british slang for hilarious), if they said that like star wars, the first movie was actually part of a nanology (something like a trilogy except it has 9 parts, dont actually want to look up how to properly say it). And that in this nanology the first movie was part 7.9847383, and they try to convince you all of this by using a time machine and god knows how but (with chicks that look like kristen dunst at different ages of her life.) That would be an absolute fuzking riot. laterz
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