In the mood.
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
haha, yes.
2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
i don't think so.
3. What's the largest age difference between yourself someone you've dated?
um...4 years.
4. Have you ever dated someone you met online?
gone on dates, yes. 'dated' not so much. unless you count jeff.
5. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert?
nope.
6. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
nope.
7. If so, how did that turn out?
i don't work. so it didn't either.
8. Ever been involved in a hit & run?
lol, no...
9. Were you popular in high school?
probably no
10. Have you ever been on a blind date?
yes.
11. Are looks important?
somewhat, duh.
12. Do you have any friends that you've known for 15 years or more?
yes.
13. By what age would you like to be married?
99.
14. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
only if they are dripping with the H5
15. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex?
i don't know what that means. so no.
16. Have you ever drank milk that was past the expiration date?
haha, yes!
17. Ever mess around with a married person?
no...
18. Are you a good tipper?
only for lap dances
19. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
haha, like $200. fuck.
21. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yes. definitely.
22. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
no...
23. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
hahahaha
24. What was the worst style of the 80's?
hm...those sweatshirts with half of the top cut off...i think.
25. Have you ever peed in public?
definitely.
okay that was really dumb.
1. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what
would you most regret not having told someone?
Hm, I don't really think I have any outstanding things to say to people...
2. If a new medicine were developed that would cure arthritis but cause a fatal reaction in 1
percent of those who took it, would you want it to be released to the public?
Um, I don't really know. Arthritis is a pretty bad gig but it's not like...ya know, deadly. Just hurts a lot. So, probably not. If it were cancer I'd say yes. But, that already happens so...this is a stupid question.
3. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a
30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
Body. Definitely. I mean, my great-grandma's 95 and she's still pretty awesome minus the difficult walking around.
4. If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would you do so?
No, that'd be odd.
5. If you knew there would be a nuclear war in one week, what would you do? (you can't stop it)
Have lots and lots and lots of sex.
6. Would you accept twenty years of extrodinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you had to die at the end of the period?
No.
7. If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it?
Oh shits, I don't know. I'd go through with it, though, I think.
8. Someone very close to you is in pain, paralyzed, and will die in a month. They beg you to give them poison so they that they can die. Would you? What if it was your father?
This is so fucking morbid! Worst nudity ever. Um...no, I wouldn't.
9. Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as your dinner guest? as a close friend? as a lover?
Dinner Guest -- My mom, I kinda miss her.
Close Friend -- hm, ellen. she's hilarious and rich. i'd like to be her friend.
Lover -- Hm...Vince Vaughn becuse I've had a little fetish this past month on him for whatever reason. I want to do him.
10. What is the worst psychological torture you can imagine suffering? (it cannot involve any physical harm to you)
Fuck, this is fucked up. Um, something going wrong with one of my kids, I'm sure.
11. You and a person you love deeply are placed in separate rooms with a button next to each of you. You know that you will both be killed unless one of you presses the button before 60 minutes pass; furthermore, the first to press the button will save the other person, but will immediately be killed. What do you think you would do?
I'd wonder why the fuck I was in this situation. Then, I would leave and go get my person that I love deeply and tell them that we should go home. The end.
12. Would you be willing to go to a slaughter house and kill a cow? Do you eat meat?
No. Yes. I love it. Yum.
13. For $20,000 would you go for 3 months without washing, brushing your teeth, and using
deodorant? Assume you could not explain your reasons to anyone, and there would be no
long-term effect on your career. (you are not choosing one, you would have to go without all
three)
No. that's too long. Ew.
14. Which of these restrictions could you best tolerate: leaving the country permanently or
never leaving the state in which you now live?
Leaving the country permanently.
15. If you could choose the sex and physical appearance of your soon-to-be-born child, would
you do it?
no.
16. Would you be willing to decrease your life expectancy by 5 years if you could become
extremely attractive?
probably. that's a terrible answer, i know. but i would! lol
17. If your friends and acquaintances were willing to bluntly tell you what they really think of
you, would you want them to?
not really, lol.
18. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the
woods and left to rot?
hahaha YES! what the FUCK is this? who made this?!
19. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?
not at all
20. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it would induce
someone to provide for 1,000 starving children in Indonesia?
hm, for 1 year yes. 5? no.