Clooney is gay.

   I
Had

Sex!

So, she will be here in seven days. One week. Tomorrow, it will be less than a week. I am freaking out. I can't wait. Oh my god.

So, Playmakers is doing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, directed by Paige Gagliano. The parents, Mr. Salt, Mr. TeeVee and Mrs. Beauregarde are being played by Preston Lorio, JP Delahoussaye, and myself, respectively.

Does anyone else think this is funny?

DON'T CLICK HERE!

So, Clint is a giant fucking asshole. Women? I have something to say to you and I may have said it before...but if you want children I suggest that you have them alone. If you don't and you wait for the "perfect" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA man to have them you will eventually have to send the most important thing in your life to spend weekends ( Read more... )

i am altered. I wish you could esperence this fun and swimmy high. But just for me ( Read more... )

I am going to assume you all remember everything I post. Remember this?

And now look:

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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I was gonna post these, because I thought they were funny, but if it's a real movie it's not so funny ( Read more... )

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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