As seen on the Xanga, blah, blah, blah...Some of the formatting may not
have carried over but I don't really care a whole lot. =P
Yeah, you read that right. If you're asking yourself why you should go, here's some solid reasons:
- I'm operating the Grand Master. I'll also be doing other deck
crewish work like placing chairs on the stage and whatnot as needed.
- It's going to be entertaining. Derek Krystek, Curtis Gillen and
Corey O'Connor, among others, will be involved. If that's not
appealing enough your sense of humor either sucks or YOU simply suck.
- It goes towards an all-color yearbook. That means that we, the class
of '06, would be getting one of (if not THE) very first all-color CVHS
yearbook. That'd be pretty awesome, I must say.
- If you're not there I'll find out and make your life hell. I'm spiteful like that, as most people know.
- Almost anything on the CV Stage not titled A Night of One Acts is guaranteed to be a quality production.
- Did I mention I'd make your life a living hell? Keep that in mind.
- Because Mike Tobias is awesome (the guy started telling me about how
he was in a bit of a goofy mood due to staying up too late while
playing Metroid Prime 2. Freaking awesome.).
- You should support Courtney Caruso since it's her Senior Project.
You know, that FLEX thing that's devouring a lot of seniors' free time
right now. So do the right thing and support her.
- Mr. Switala's involved. That automatically makes it amazing.
- Krish will be doing his stand-up routine. There's also a bake sale.
Putting two and two together, you should realize that you can buy baked
goods and throw them at Krish while he steals other comedians jokes and
rewords them for his own use.
- Friendly reminder: I'll make your life a living hell.
So that should be enough reasons to go and enjoy the Mr. CV Pageant. I
think it's going to be a really enjoyable show and, with some luck,
it'll stick around for years to come. Now for the details:
MR. CV PAGEANT
7:00PM TONIGHT
CVHS AUDITORIUM
$5 STUDENTS
$7 ADULTS
Proceeds will benefit the Make-A-Wish Foundation as well as the Chartiers Valley Yearbook.