This LJ Entry Will Change Your Life (C)
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(Excerpt from 'This BOOK Will Change Your Life')
Day 25
Things You Will Never Do Before You Die
Put an X between the parentheses to come to terms with the fact that you will never:
(_) Read Proust
(_) Climb Everest
(_) Swim with dolphins
(_) Learn Italian
(_) Visit Bhutan
(_) Write that novel/screenplay
(_) Become world chess champion
(_) Rob a bank
(_) Run away
(_) Have a sex change (just for a day)
(_) Become a queen
(_) Become a king
(_) Wear colored lenses
(_) Donate your liver
(_) Compromise
(_) Become a millionaire
(_) Go to heaven
(_) Parachute
(_) Walk to the North Pole
(_) Learn Russian
(_) Live off charity
(_) Contract an STD
(_) Swallow a coin
(_) Spend a night in prison
(_) Start a revolution
(_) Pretend everything is all right
(_) Follow this Book rigorously
(_) Learn how to drive
(_) Hurt a friend
(_) Celebrate Xmas in May
(_) Call your father "Pa"
(_) Call your mother "Ma"
(_) Learn the Periodic Table by heart
(_) Go to a drive-in cinema
(_) Become an artist
(_) Collect stamps
(_) Work in a coal mine
(_) Be late for a date
(_) Watch all of Bergman
(_) Follow Mao's teachings
(_) Bite the dust
(_) Kiss a stranger
(_) Move to Japan
(_) Visit space
(_) Invent a cookie
(_) Become grumpy when old
(_) Wear a rucksack
(_) Ride a camel
(_) Use a semicolon
(_) Inject heroin
(_) Wear loafers
(_) Speak in tongues
(_) Become a fanatic
(_) Dress like a hip-hopper
(_) Faint with love
(_) Save the world
(_) Become insensitive to suffering
(_) Be gay
(_) Be heterosexual
(_) Start a cult
(_) Stand and speak up for your rights
(_) Talk to strangers
(_) Start a fire
(_) Drink yourself silly in New Zealand
(_) Order tap water
(_) Grow a beard
(_) Master the yo-yo
(_) Become a fitness instructor
(_) Be on TV
(_) Laugh at a bad joke
(_) Feel like Batman
(_) Apply for a patent
(_) Become a rock star
(_) Fall for advertising
(_) Live for a year on a desert island
(_) Stop worrying
(_) Use the term "solutionize"
(_) Confess to a priest
(_) Confess to a whore
(_) Eat leaves from a tree
(_) Graffiti a highway bridge
(_) Be drunk during office hours
(_) Own an owl
(_) Contemplate suicide
(_) Ride a Harley
(_) Take NO for an answer
(_) Say a prayer
(_) Gamble your shirt
(_) Break a promise
(_) Learn to fly
(_) Get a tattoo
(_) Learn to live with gnats
(_) Go on a field trip
(_) Take part in brainstorming
(_) Invade a small country
(_) Be the fifth wheel
(_) Ride a donkey
(_) Demand a ransom
(_) Proclaim yourself emperor
(_) Disinherit your heirs
(_) Say NO when you mean YES
(_) Adopt a Romanian
(_) Seduce the prom queen
(_) Paint someone in tar and feathers
(_) Run for your life
(_) Witness a miracle
(_) Light a fart
(_) Shave off your pubic hair
(_) Smoke a cat
(_) Make the front page
(_) Cross-dress
(_) Win the Nobel Peace Prize
(_) Make love in front of a stranger
(_) Volunteer for a dangerous mission
(_) Overdoes
(_) Give birth to a goatboy
(_) Win the rat races
(_) Make like a tree
(_) Overthrow a regime
(_) Bake a soufflé
(_) Organize an orgy
(_) Understand Hitler
(_) Race at Monaco
(_) Live within your means
(_) Marry someone you've just met
(_) Marry someone you've never met
(_) Star in a Hollywood blockbuster
(_) Shovel manure
(_) Discover the lost city of Atlantis
(_) Dream in black and white
(_) See your face on a banknote
(_) Be eaten by cannibals
(_) Own a grotto
(_) Solve a crime
(_) Host a game show
(_) Sue the government
(_) Win the lottery
(_) Sleep with your best friend's partner
(_) Start your won religion
(_) Experience an earthquake
(_) Meet Santa
(_) Shoot the last buffalo
(_) Bump'n'grind
(_) Hibernate
(_) Burn your bra (women)
(_) Burn your jockstrap (men)
(_) Find a guru
(_) Turn 117 years old
(_) Update the Kama Sutra
(_) Marry a prince or princess
(_) Settle in Pittsburgh
(_) Run with the wolves
(_) Become pope
(_) Inherit the crown jewels
(_) Be used as a manga character
(_) Grown a tail
(_) Crash a gelicopter in the jungle
(_) Take a vow of silence
(_) Take a vow of chastity
(_) Jump bail
(_) Move someone to tears
(_) Fake a multiple orgasm
(_) Become employee of the month
(_) Go live with a hermit
(_) Greet the extraterrestrial delegation
(_) Become a Muslim
(_) Become a Bhuddist
(_) Become a Christian
(_) Tie the perfect shoelace knot
(_) Eradicate hepatitis C
(_) Kiss your own lips
(_) Shoot the pianist
(_) Ride off into the sunset
(_) Invent a typeface
(_) Reject society
(_) Beat Bjorn Borg at tennis
(_) Fulfill your true potential
(_) Be in the eye of the storm
(_) Break the bank in Vegas
(_) Have a park bench named after you
(_) Risk your life
(_) Refuse a new technology
(_) Meet your great-great grandchildren
(_) Suffer a fool gladly
(_) Sway a jury
(_) Sweep a chimney
(_) Fight the power
(_) Be the 78th person on the moon
(_) Collect coins
(_) Be called upon by your president
(_) Win best-looking baby of the year
(_) Smoke a Cuban cigar
(_) Think up a new swear word
(_) Fight a duel
(_) Jump the gun
(_) Escape your past
(_) Suck on 12 lollipops at once
(_) Have your own brand of olive oil
(_) Become immortal
(_) Learn pole dancing
(_) Play the lead in Swan Lake
(_) Master the remote control
(_) Catch that bird that pooped on you
(_) Loop the loop
(_) Make a pact with the devil
(_) Wish upon a star
(_) Tell your deepest secret
(_) Witness the mating of flamingos
(_) Feel ugly
(_) Feel pretty
(_) Confess under duress
(_) Walk down the yellow brick road
(_) Travel at warp speed
(_) Stab someone in the back
(_) Implode
(_) Swim in Lake Titicaca
(_) Jump on a real bandwagon
(_) Run an arms dealership
(_) Shit in the woods
(_) Exterminate a zombie
(_) Sniff superglue
(_) Whistle while you work
(_) Become a superhero
(_) Memorize an encyclopedia
(_) Floss twice a day
(_) Go on a rampage
(_) Make your bank manager beg
(_) Lick an electric eel
(_) Broker a ceasefire
(_) Conduct an orchestra
(_) Jump ship
(_) Make a leap of faith
(_) Get drunk on meths
(_) Sacrifice a goat
(_) Live to tell the tale
(_) Inaugurate a building
(_) Forgive and forget
(_) Sleep with a whore of Babylon
(_) Reach Nirvana
(_) Find out what it's all about
(_) Crush grapes with your bare feet
(_) Ride a yak
(_) Sup with Satan
(_) Bite the hand that feeds you
(_) Track down Lord Lucan
(_) Cause an intergalactic rift
(_) Get away with murder
(_) Travel back in time
(_) Apologize for existing
(_) Think the unthinkable
(_) Appease a dictator
(_) Lose your mojo
(_) Face a firing squad
(_) Become an object of worship
(_) Gate crash the White House
(_) Burn a banknote
(_) Have the Midas touch
(_) Trigger an avalanche
(_) Cure the common cold
(_) Own an oil field
(_) Save the whale
(_) Discover a new continent
(_) Serenade a lover
(_) Come out of a black hole alive
(_) Precipitate the decline of the West
(_) Jump for joy
(_) Suck your little toe in public
(_) Mate with another species
(_) Become possessed
(_) Surpass Einstein
(_) Understand Einstein
(_) Look like Einstein
(_) Predict an eclipse
(_) Participate in the Olympics
(_) Catch a shark
(_) Meet your maker
(_) Commit arson
(_) Wear a cape
(_) Talk dirty to a flower
(_) Spot the Invisible Man
(_) Head a posse
(_) Undergo an emergency liposuction
(_) Do the Rubik's Cube
(_) Blame God for everything
(_) Acquire a hard-ass nickname
(_) Betray your country
(_) Regain your virginity
(_) Change astrological signs
(_) Bring back Bambi
(_) Write in cuneiform
(_) Get tired for being truculent
(_) Become like your father
(_) Become like your mother
(_) Join the French Foreign Legion
(_) Achieve perfection
(_) Spell "egg" differently
(_) Win top prize for your verruca
(_) Beg in the street
(_) Channel lava away from a village
(_) Grow a third nipple
(_) Spend all your salary on payday
(_) Witness the Big Bang
(_) Gerrymander
(_) Generate controversy
(_) Meet a bolshevik
(_) Ooze charm
(_) Molt
(_) Have too much of a good thing
(_) Die of hard work
(_) Run amok
(_) Discover your ancestor is Napoleon
(_) Make it to the top
(_) Successfully crash-land a jumbo jet
(_) Fiddle while Rome burns
(_) Design the perfect crouton
(_) Run out of tears
(_) Howl at the full moon
(_) Win an Oscar
(_) Unbreak a taboo
(_) Give rise to a cause célèbre
(_) Part the Red Sea
(_) Have sex with your clone
(_) Know the truth about JFK
(_) Wave a red rag to a bull
(_) Get high on life
(_) Find your self
(_) Rule the world
(_) Other
I honor you few who will have read this in its entirety. Thanks for wasting your time. It was all for your enjoyment anyway. Try to do one of those things today so that you'll have one less thing that you'll never do before you die.
Oh, who's going to Beach Week?
(Excerpt from 'This BOOK Will Change Your Life')
Day 25
Things You Will Never Do Before You Die
Put an X between the parentheses to come to terms with the fact that you will never:
(_) Read Proust
(_) Climb Everest
(_) Swim with dolphins
(_) Learn Italian
(_) Visit Bhutan
(_) Write that novel/screenplay
(_) Become world chess champion
(_) Rob a bank
(_) Run away
(_) Have a sex change (just for a day)
(_) Become a queen
(_) Become a king
(_) Wear colored lenses
(_) Donate your liver
(_) Compromise
(_) Become a millionaire
(_) Go to heaven
(_) Parachute
(_) Walk to the North Pole
(_) Learn Russian
(_) Live off charity
(_) Contract an STD
(_) Swallow a coin
(_) Spend a night in prison
(_) Start a revolution
(_) Pretend everything is all right
(_) Follow this Book rigorously
(_) Learn how to drive
(_) Hurt a friend
(_) Celebrate Xmas in May
(_) Call your father "Pa"
(_) Call your mother "Ma"
(_) Learn the Periodic Table by heart
(_) Go to a drive-in cinema
(_) Become an artist
(_) Collect stamps
(_) Work in a coal mine
(_) Be late for a date
(_) Watch all of Bergman
(_) Follow Mao's teachings
(_) Bite the dust
(_) Kiss a stranger
(_) Move to Japan
(_) Visit space
(_) Invent a cookie
(_) Become grumpy when old
(_) Wear a rucksack
(_) Ride a camel
(_) Use a semicolon
(_) Inject heroin
(_) Wear loafers
(_) Speak in tongues
(_) Become a fanatic
(_) Dress like a hip-hopper
(_) Faint with love
(_) Save the world
(_) Become insensitive to suffering
(_) Be gay
(_) Be heterosexual
(_) Start a cult
(_) Stand and speak up for your rights
(_) Talk to strangers
(_) Start a fire
(_) Drink yourself silly in New Zealand
(_) Order tap water
(_) Grow a beard
(_) Master the yo-yo
(_) Become a fitness instructor
(_) Be on TV
(_) Laugh at a bad joke
(_) Feel like Batman
(_) Apply for a patent
(_) Become a rock star
(_) Fall for advertising
(_) Live for a year on a desert island
(_) Stop worrying
(_) Use the term "solutionize"
(_) Confess to a priest
(_) Confess to a whore
(_) Eat leaves from a tree
(_) Graffiti a highway bridge
(_) Be drunk during office hours
(_) Own an owl
(_) Contemplate suicide
(_) Ride a Harley
(_) Take NO for an answer
(_) Say a prayer
(_) Gamble your shirt
(_) Break a promise
(_) Learn to fly
(_) Get a tattoo
(_) Learn to live with gnats
(_) Go on a field trip
(_) Take part in brainstorming
(_) Invade a small country
(_) Be the fifth wheel
(_) Ride a donkey
(_) Demand a ransom
(_) Proclaim yourself emperor
(_) Disinherit your heirs
(_) Say NO when you mean YES
(_) Adopt a Romanian
(_) Seduce the prom queen
(_) Paint someone in tar and feathers
(_) Run for your life
(_) Witness a miracle
(_) Light a fart
(_) Shave off your pubic hair
(_) Smoke a cat
(_) Make the front page
(_) Cross-dress
(_) Win the Nobel Peace Prize
(_) Make love in front of a stranger
(_) Volunteer for a dangerous mission
(_) Overdoes
(_) Give birth to a goatboy
(_) Win the rat races
(_) Make like a tree
(_) Overthrow a regime
(_) Bake a soufflé
(_) Organize an orgy
(_) Understand Hitler
(_) Race at Monaco
(_) Live within your means
(_) Marry someone you've just met
(_) Marry someone you've never met
(_) Star in a Hollywood blockbuster
(_) Shovel manure
(_) Discover the lost city of Atlantis
(_) Dream in black and white
(_) See your face on a banknote
(_) Be eaten by cannibals
(_) Own a grotto
(_) Solve a crime
(_) Host a game show
(_) Sue the government
(_) Win the lottery
(_) Sleep with your best friend's partner
(_) Start your won religion
(_) Experience an earthquake
(_) Meet Santa
(_) Shoot the last buffalo
(_) Bump'n'grind
(_) Hibernate
(_) Burn your bra (women)
(_) Burn your jockstrap (men)
(_) Find a guru
(_) Turn 117 years old
(_) Update the Kama Sutra
(_) Marry a prince or princess
(_) Settle in Pittsburgh
(_) Run with the wolves
(_) Become pope
(_) Inherit the crown jewels
(_) Be used as a manga character
(_) Grown a tail
(_) Crash a gelicopter in the jungle
(_) Take a vow of silence
(_) Take a vow of chastity
(_) Jump bail
(_) Move someone to tears
(_) Fake a multiple orgasm
(_) Become employee of the month
(_) Go live with a hermit
(_) Greet the extraterrestrial delegation
(_) Become a Muslim
(_) Become a Bhuddist
(_) Become a Christian
(_) Tie the perfect shoelace knot
(_) Eradicate hepatitis C
(_) Kiss your own lips
(_) Shoot the pianist
(_) Ride off into the sunset
(_) Invent a typeface
(_) Reject society
(_) Beat Bjorn Borg at tennis
(_) Fulfill your true potential
(_) Be in the eye of the storm
(_) Break the bank in Vegas
(_) Have a park bench named after you
(_) Risk your life
(_) Refuse a new technology
(_) Meet your great-great grandchildren
(_) Suffer a fool gladly
(_) Sway a jury
(_) Sweep a chimney
(_) Fight the power
(_) Be the 78th person on the moon
(_) Collect coins
(_) Be called upon by your president
(_) Win best-looking baby of the year
(_) Smoke a Cuban cigar
(_) Think up a new swear word
(_) Fight a duel
(_) Jump the gun
(_) Escape your past
(_) Suck on 12 lollipops at once
(_) Have your own brand of olive oil
(_) Become immortal
(_) Learn pole dancing
(_) Play the lead in Swan Lake
(_) Master the remote control
(_) Catch that bird that pooped on you
(_) Loop the loop
(_) Make a pact with the devil
(_) Wish upon a star
(_) Tell your deepest secret
(_) Witness the mating of flamingos
(_) Feel ugly
(_) Feel pretty
(_) Confess under duress
(_) Walk down the yellow brick road
(_) Travel at warp speed
(_) Stab someone in the back
(_) Implode
(_) Swim in Lake Titicaca
(_) Jump on a real bandwagon
(_) Run an arms dealership
(_) Shit in the woods
(_) Exterminate a zombie
(_) Sniff superglue
(_) Whistle while you work
(_) Become a superhero
(_) Memorize an encyclopedia
(_) Floss twice a day
(_) Go on a rampage
(_) Make your bank manager beg
(_) Lick an electric eel
(_) Broker a ceasefire
(_) Conduct an orchestra
(_) Jump ship
(_) Make a leap of faith
(_) Get drunk on meths
(_) Sacrifice a goat
(_) Live to tell the tale
(_) Inaugurate a building
(_) Forgive and forget
(_) Sleep with a whore of Babylon
(_) Reach Nirvana
(_) Find out what it's all about
(_) Crush grapes with your bare feet
(_) Ride a yak
(_) Sup with Satan
(_) Bite the hand that feeds you
(_) Track down Lord Lucan
(_) Cause an intergalactic rift
(_) Get away with murder
(_) Travel back in time
(_) Apologize for existing
(_) Think the unthinkable
(_) Appease a dictator
(_) Lose your mojo
(_) Face a firing squad
(_) Become an object of worship
(_) Gate crash the White House
(_) Burn a banknote
(_) Have the Midas touch
(_) Trigger an avalanche
(_) Cure the common cold
(_) Own an oil field
(_) Save the whale
(_) Discover a new continent
(_) Serenade a lover
(_) Come out of a black hole alive
(_) Precipitate the decline of the West
(_) Jump for joy
(_) Suck your little toe in public
(_) Mate with another species
(_) Become possessed
(_) Surpass Einstein
(_) Understand Einstein
(_) Look like Einstein
(_) Predict an eclipse
(_) Participate in the Olympics
(_) Catch a shark
(_) Meet your maker
(_) Commit arson
(_) Wear a cape
(_) Talk dirty to a flower
(_) Spot the Invisible Man
(_) Head a posse
(_) Undergo an emergency liposuction
(_) Do the Rubik's Cube
(_) Blame God for everything
(_) Acquire a hard-ass nickname
(_) Betray your country
(_) Regain your virginity
(_) Change astrological signs
(_) Bring back Bambi
(_) Write in cuneiform
(_) Get tired for being truculent
(_) Become like your father
(_) Become like your mother
(_) Join the French Foreign Legion
(_) Achieve perfection
(_) Spell "egg" differently
(_) Win top prize for your verruca
(_) Beg in the street
(_) Channel lava away from a village
(_) Grow a third nipple
(_) Spend all your salary on payday
(_) Witness the Big Bang
(_) Gerrymander
(_) Generate controversy
(_) Meet a bolshevik
(_) Ooze charm
(_) Molt
(_) Have too much of a good thing
(_) Die of hard work
(_) Run amok
(_) Discover your ancestor is Napoleon
(_) Make it to the top
(_) Successfully crash-land a jumbo jet
(_) Fiddle while Rome burns
(_) Design the perfect crouton
(_) Run out of tears
(_) Howl at the full moon
(_) Win an Oscar
(_) Unbreak a taboo
(_) Give rise to a cause célèbre
(_) Part the Red Sea
(_) Have sex with your clone
(_) Know the truth about JFK
(_) Wave a red rag to a bull
(_) Get high on life
(_) Find your self
(_) Rule the world
(_) Other
I honor you few who will have read this in its entirety. Thanks for wasting your time. It was all for your enjoyment anyway. Try to do one of those things today so that you'll have one less thing that you'll never do before you die.
Oh, who's going to Beach Week?