Had a discussion about gummy bears yesterday and stumbled across this.
Hope this makes someone laugh. It should be what you plan to do with your life. Imagine all of the talk show hosts who will want you to make an appearance. Ellen DeGeneres will for sure.

( Gummy Bears )

I stumbled upon this.
The perfect husband.
( Perfection? )

Check it out: Solar Eclipse Today

NBC today at 6 (or so) - "Hopefully the next pope will be chosen appropriately. In 955 A.D., John XII was elected Pope at the age of 18 and turned the Vatican into a brothel ( Read more... )

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Yearbook is fun!
Woo!

Google my name and you will actually see two things that are truly mine. Surprise, surprise! Those being the very first result - Youth Stories - and the sixth result - My big fat Egyptian Wedding - (as seen in the International Dateline, Washington International School's school newspaper). I was just bored and remembered Atiya had done it to try ( Read more... )

I've had some strange dreams lately. Last night, I had a dream that was a mix between Law and Order and t.A.T.u. Unfortunately only one person will understand that completely. Oh well, sorry to whomever actually reads this. Furthermore, I had a dream earlier, when I took my nap, about me being a "zookeeper" and having to lure people into this ( Read more... )

One other thing: Everyone around me seems to be amused and gravitating towards this Squirrelly Wrath! ... So I figured you guys should at least check it out.

Ok, so I was browsing trying to find out whether or not a CD I want would be cheaper to order through Amazon or buy at Best Buy and I'm reading the comments on it and I see THIS (second comment from the bottom, in response to the last comment on the page ( Read more... )