bleary-eyed again

[crazilla]

I want a significant other so that i can have victory sex when i've finally proven this confounded satisfaction-forsaken dirty evil pain-in-the-ass lemma.

Oh, and from my experiences attempting to eat certain Greek snacks, the acronym for "pain in the ass" is entirely appropriate.

Comments

[theoriginalmcc]

This may be taking you too literally, but I can see you telling your significant other that the thing you are proving is a "confounded satisfaction-forsaken dirty evil pain-in-the-ass" just before asking that person to have victory sex with you. It seems like your kind of foreplay. But for this to work, you need a partner who knows what a lemma is...

...and then you two can avoid pitas together.