conversatioooon!

[crazy_beat]

sitting in the living room having a family talk.
we're discussing lesbians:
mom: "...so you mean you wouldn't be friends with a lesbian if she thought you were hot?"
me: "no, it would be too weird."
mom: "but what if it was a guy"
me: "then it would be okay"
mom: "well, i don't get it, why"
me: (exasperated) "BECAUSE I LOVE THE COCK

Comments

[jazzyjess]

haha at one point, my cell phone said that phrase
=P

[colleenalicious]

ahahahahahaha