That Beatles song is in my head today and I know why. Its cold as balls here and windy too. No real contact with Alex, but hey I never thought I would see the day that I would be grateful for a 30 minute phone conversation with my husband. We are busy at the moment planning out this elaborate vacation for when he gets back. It keeps us hopeful ( Read more... )

Bert had to stay overnight because she thought that he might have polyoma. Polyoma is a highly contagious, deadly disease that would probably kill my younger birds if not all of them. I about shit my pants and worried all night long. I ran home and cleaned and disinfected all day. Then we said fuck it and went to go see Elizabethtown with my ( Read more... )

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This morning I woke up all the birds and I noticed my cockatiel Bert was kinda puffy looking. Then I got him out for a headscratch and he took a dump on me and I noticed it was bloody looking and watery. I got really worried and called Dr Whitted. He goes in at 1:30. The doctor was worried and she's giving part of her lunch to look at him. Why ( Read more... )

I hate, hate, hate budgies. All these have done all fucking morning is chirp back and forth, then they fight and get knocked off on the floor. They are noisy, stupid, and flockish. Did I mention that I fucking abohor them??? I cant even drink a cup of coffee in peace. I'm going to start spiking it so maybe I can get through the morning. As ( Read more... )

I can't believe myself. I got another bird. I had to have him and somehow I remember swearing that I would never buy another cockatiel, now I have another. It happened so fast. My dreaded impulse bird buying disorder kicked in and before I know it, I have another bird. He is cute though, and I think the reason I wanted him so bad is that he ( Read more... )

Today kinda sucks cause I have nothing important to do anymore. We decided the case yesterday and there is nothing left. We gave those idoits 15 thousand dollars. I didnt think they deserved more than 5, but I guess I am hard-hearted. They just seemed like they would sue people over and over until they got the money they were looking for. I ( Read more... )

Yep. I'm in the jury now bitches. I get to sit there in a boring court room all day and hear boring shit. Its not interesting like I thought it would be. The case will be over this afternoon and we deliberate. So I finally get to talk about all this crap thats been puzzling me for a few days now. I just want to know if everyone else thinks ( Read more... )

This day is big bird day. Today I clean all four big bird cages and mop the nasty birdy floors. I do the in-depth cleaning every Thursday and every other day I just make sure the floors are clean. The four little birds are on Saturdays. Having all these birds is a pain in the ass, but it gives me something to do while I wait for jury duty next ( Read more... )

You will be famous for taking over a small country


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