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[crazy_clari_27]

A traveling salesman of sorts came by my house (why anyone would come all the way out here and try to sell shit in the morning, I have no clue) but I was slightly offended when I answered the door!

He asked me if I was the mom of the house

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[bushyrara]

It's okay. Sometimes when I'm at the mall and someone wants to approach me for a credit card offer, they watch me for a bit, and then hesitantly ask, "Are you 18?" You look old, I look young. Maybe when we're in public, we can pretend that you're my mom. To help the image, I should walk around in a bonnet and start wailing whenever someone tries to talk to you.

[possepunk]

Once, I went to my sister's bass lesson with her and her teacher asked me if I was her mother. I was very offended!
You tell that man where he can put his textbooks! Where the sun don't shine,
IN SCHOOL!