i need to get laid

today i just bought my first reall property. yae. i supose now i have to do my taxes on a diffrent form other than the 1040ez go figure

ok ive been working at a new job for like a month and a half now. i chaing oil in cars and i have a few gripes to let out ( Read more... )

I came into the middle of a disscution the other day. women talking about me and what they look at when we look at girls. the one looked at me and said "you guys look at our boobs dont you and thats what you judge us on". At first i wanted to reply yes right away, filling the part of the standard stario tipical guy but then i started thinking. ( Read more... )

ok ive got a problem here in my tenure of cleaning bathrooms not just as a janitor but at fast food and other places, ive discuvard that women bathrooms are so much more messyer its pathetic ok ill admit that the guys rooms have much more grafiti but womens rooms have tolet paper and hand towls all over the floor. the only thing ( Read more... )

ah there where many guesses as to what my job is. 4 to be exact.
click here to see what the guesses were ( Read more... )

Here are some more simple sayings

Growing old is manditory Growing up is optional
-Email

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
-somewhere but i dont know where

for the rest just click here

I read a newspaper on my work break today. yes it was an old one but it had an interesting isue in it that i would like to rant about and see what other people think about it. the main thing happend during the super bowl. yes it the flashing of Jacksons tits. the problem is that it has goten a lot of people very upset. now i can understand ( Read more... )

The Constitution of the United States promeses the persut of happines, its up to you to catch it.
-a sign i read

Great Ingenuitys of Engenering Stupidity
-me

The Big Bang thery - God said it and BANG it happend.
-bumper stiker

if you have anymore post them ill be glad to see them.

I belive that i have just goten myself into this contrys most thankless job. No its not parent hood, thank God. no i wana know what people think the most thankless job is so post some entryes of what u might think that it is.