Can't Get a Date

Nov 06, 2007 19:23

Meet Ryan. He is 21, single, and likes to write.
The camera shows a lanky boy with a page-boy cap on; He smiles shyly at the camera.

Um, hi.

Ryan, your single, what’s up with that?

I don’t know…I just haven’t found the right person I guess.
The boy shrugs towards the camera and waits for another question.

Well, have you tried?

Yes! Um…well… ( Read more... )

rydon

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LOL!!! anonymous January 4 2008, 03:41:06 UTC
OMG that was so awesome!!!!!!!!that made me laugh so hrd,especially these things:
Are you God?

No Brendon, I’m just an Omniscient voice. Now answer my question

This is Jon. I’m not interested in dating him but he is still awesome

Yep! Okay, now let’s start with the cow-pose.

So, Ryan. What happened there?

I don’t know. I just commented on his taste in music.

What was the comment?

Just that if you want to listen to a band like System of a Down, you should prepare yourself for music that sounds like kittens on crack.

Was that supposed to be a joke?
Ryan’s expression goes completely serious.

No.

Um, well Ryan. I’m going to have to tell you. You cause awkward conversations.

I cause them? Hm…cool.

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Re: LOL!!! crazy_jew789 January 4 2008, 04:45:25 UTC
thank you for thinking it was awesome! ^^

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anonymous January 7 2008, 14:08:07 UTC
THIS IS TERRIBLE

HOW DOES THIS EXIST?

PLEASE STOP.

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crazy_jew789 January 8 2008, 00:54:16 UTC
yes,I know
but I just can't stop!

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jesslovespanic March 18 2008, 11:31:53 UTC
Nawwww, that was GREAT!
XO

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crazy_jew789 April 2 2008, 00:03:04 UTC
lol,thanks
did you know your privacy settings won't let me reply to your messages?
it sucks :(
but this is the reply to what you sent me:

there is more HTSH(how to save a hobo)
I just haven't submit it to LJ yet
I know,I'm an evil author
but the new chapter will be up sometime this week
and I agree, LJ is quite confusing
lol

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anonymous June 10 2008, 19:44:55 UTC
FAILBOAT

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crazy_jew789 June 10 2008, 21:39:12 UTC
thank you so much for that

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