Because it's just a matter of time before it's out on DVD...
The Twilight Movie Drinking Game
(several of these are likely unoriginal, but my friends and I were just far too amused last night)
Take a sip when…
-Bella flips her hair
-Edward once again claims that he is dangerous
-Edward tells Bella to stay away from him
-Edward is stalking Bella (bonus if he admits to stalking Bella)
-Bella bitches and whines about something for no reason
-Something happens in slow-motion with soft piano music
-Stephenie Meyer’s attempt at emotional writing turns into sappy ridiculous dialogue that would make any rational person LOL
-Some poor pathetic teenage girl sets herself up for disappointment
-A vampire shows off superhuman powers
-Bella falls over
-Bella has her iPod on
-Bella is on the phone
Take a drink when…
-Edward saves Bella from something
-The filmmakers use over the top editing to make the scene seem more action packed - fast transitional cuts, that sort of thing
-Edward acts posessive (but claims he just feels 'protective')
-Somebody hits on Bella
-There's obviously jealousy issues from the other girls towards Bella
-There's jealousy from the boys over who Bella should be with
-Bella stares at Edward longingly although she doesn’t know him
-Edward does something that we are supposed to think is ‘sweet’ or ‘romantic’ but is actually stupid as hell
-Jacob struggles in vain to get Bella’s attention
-Charlie acts like an over-protective dad
-Billy Black pretends he's a cool dad
-Edward glares at someone
-A vampire is shown dressed in almost mostly white clothing
-There's an awkwardly placed voiceover from Bella
-Every time Edward and Bella stare intently at each other for three or more seconds
-One of the actors playing a vampire interprets the idea of always being thirsty as "I should look constipated."
-Edward makes a comparison between two things (e.g. Bella = his own special brand of heroine OR he's a vegetarian vampire)
-There's a reference to what vampires eat
Take two drinks when…
-Alice gives a makeover or has a vision (vision = far off look in her eye)
-Rosalie acts like a heartless bitch
-Esme acts like the archetypal mother figure on her way to fetch Carlisle a beer and his slippers
-Carlisle acts like the archetypal father figure on his way to act like the stereotypical hot doctor
-Jasper looks like he's constipated - I mean, in pain
-Emmett acts like he's hot shit - bonus shot if he's got his baseball cap on sideways like he's the fresh prince of Bel-Air
-A vampire sparkles - complete with the some sort of windchime sound in the background
-Bella is bad at sports, or her lack of athleticism/klutzy-ness is referenced
-There is a sepia toned flashback
-Bella and Edward kiss (bonus drink if he kisses her neck)
-The word "vampire" is said
-Bella is sitting/lying on a hospital bed
-Edward clearly overheard (either because he's properly eavesdropping or because he has super psychic mind reading abilities) someone talking about him and smirks/comments about it
-Edward acts like he's hot shit or a rebel without a cause
Chug your drink when…
-Edward loses control and almost kills Bella
-Edward just seems to go "fuck it" and walks away from Bella in the middle of a conversation
-It looks like Edward has wings and thus symbolizes and angel - just trust me on this, it's there
-The vampires snarl and pretend they have fangs
If you guys have suggestions I'm open to them! This seems like a surefire way to get absolutely hammered and end up having to get your stomach pumped already though. I know we had more last night, but I can't remember them all.
I need some good Twilight spoof/funny type icons. Or just ridiculous RPatz ones now.
Also I'm leaving this public just in case you feel like linking your friends to some awesome drinking game lolz.
(several of these are likely unoriginal, but my friends and I were just far too amused last night)
Take a sip when…
-Bella flips her hair
-Edward once again claims that he is dangerous
-Edward tells Bella to stay away from him
-Edward is stalking Bella (bonus if he admits to stalking Bella)
-Bella bitches and whines about something for no reason
-Something happens in slow-motion with soft piano music
-Stephenie Meyer’s attempt at emotional writing turns into sappy ridiculous dialogue that would make any rational person LOL
-Some poor pathetic teenage girl sets herself up for disappointment
-A vampire shows off superhuman powers
-Bella falls over
-Bella has her iPod on
-Bella is on the phone
Take a drink when…
-Edward saves Bella from something
-The filmmakers use over the top editing to make the scene seem more action packed - fast transitional cuts, that sort of thing
-Edward acts posessive (but claims he just feels 'protective')
-Somebody hits on Bella
-There's obviously jealousy issues from the other girls towards Bella
-There's jealousy from the boys over who Bella should be with
-Bella stares at Edward longingly although she doesn’t know him
-Edward does something that we are supposed to think is ‘sweet’ or ‘romantic’ but is actually stupid as hell
-Jacob struggles in vain to get Bella’s attention
-Charlie acts like an over-protective dad
-Billy Black pretends he's a cool dad
-Edward glares at someone
-A vampire is shown dressed in almost mostly white clothing
-There's an awkwardly placed voiceover from Bella
-Every time Edward and Bella stare intently at each other for three or more seconds
-One of the actors playing a vampire interprets the idea of always being thirsty as "I should look constipated."
-Edward makes a comparison between two things (e.g. Bella = his own special brand of heroine OR he's a vegetarian vampire)
-There's a reference to what vampires eat
Take two drinks when…
-Alice gives a makeover or has a vision (vision = far off look in her eye)
-Rosalie acts like a heartless bitch
-Esme acts like the archetypal mother figure on her way to fetch Carlisle a beer and his slippers
-Carlisle acts like the archetypal father figure on his way to act like the stereotypical hot doctor
-Jasper looks like he's constipated - I mean, in pain
-Emmett acts like he's hot shit - bonus shot if he's got his baseball cap on sideways like he's the fresh prince of Bel-Air
-A vampire sparkles - complete with the some sort of windchime sound in the background
-Bella is bad at sports, or her lack of athleticism/klutzy-ness is referenced
-There is a sepia toned flashback
-Bella and Edward kiss (bonus drink if he kisses her neck)
-The word "vampire" is said
-Bella is sitting/lying on a hospital bed
-Edward clearly overheard (either because he's properly eavesdropping or because he has super psychic mind reading abilities) someone talking about him and smirks/comments about it
-Edward acts like he's hot shit or a rebel without a cause
Chug your drink when…
-Edward loses control and almost kills Bella
-Edward just seems to go "fuck it" and walks away from Bella in the middle of a conversation
-It looks like Edward has wings and thus symbolizes and angel - just trust me on this, it's there
-The vampires snarl and pretend they have fangs
If you guys have suggestions I'm open to them! This seems like a surefire way to get absolutely hammered and end up having to get your stomach pumped already though. I know we had more last night, but I can't remember them all.
I need some good Twilight spoof/funny type icons. Or just ridiculous RPatz ones now.
Also I'm leaving this public just in case you feel like linking your friends to some awesome drinking game lolz.