i want a pet retard

[crazy_x_maggot]

wow me and manda had the best talk tonight....i found out that thankfully her toilet likes me, and she owns some retarded slaves! i want one soooo bad...im kinda lenin towards the black and red one thats gay..or maybe the black and gold one thats gay...and thankfully theyre all free! the only catch is that you have to be a gymnast cause they only

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TINKLE BELL

[watching_y0u_g0]

i think i would rather have.. hmmm.. YOU! lol not a retard nd not a dog.. lol cuz ur better!! lol cuz ur MY tinkle bell.. haha nd wow my toilet won't stop talkin bout you!! lol everytime i go to take a tinkle.. it just talks nd talks more bout you nd wants to know everythin bout you!! lol i can't wait for you to meet it on friday! lol i loveeee youuu!!!

<3 Manda

[imaconformist]

dude, i want a retarded slave sooooo bad. just not retarded, cause then it wouldn't be able to do anything.