I'm bored.

I'm bored. I'm bored bored bored bored bored.

So very bored.

And horny. But mainly bored.

Thankfully tomorrow the fun part of this trip commences, what with the natural history museum and barbeque and community theatre and boating and whatnot.

I'm horny and bored.

So, since I'm bored and need a distraction from tearing up my mother's garden and covering the whole mess with sand and paving stones, it's time to play another round of...

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I'M MAKIN' POT ROAST!


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