(no subject)
(yes pointless i know)
(i love that part in the movie)
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and
asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE
CENT!" exclaims the guy. The barman replies "Yes." So the guy
glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice
juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes
to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents,"
he replies. "FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy
who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my
wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The
bartender replies, "Same thing I'm doing to his business."
(LOL)
(do you get it???)