Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazyclownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks.

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not

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A.

[flowers_suck]

[Olivier stares the door a minute a minute. She wasn't going to answer, but a knock sounded again. She sheaths her precious sword and peeks out the window. The woman's strange attire catches her attention immediately. She couldn't possibly be a drone, so she opens the door.]

We're you looking for someone?

[crazyclownwoman]

Hi!

[Opps, possibly wrong house. Anyway, Harley just flips through the papers on her clipboard.]

I'm doin' a survey and I was wonderin' if I could ask you a few questions.

[flowers_suck]

[She supposes drones wouldn't be much more organized about doing surveys, and she herself has been interrogating people, so where's the harm in answering a few questions herself?She nods.]

Go ahead.

[crazyclownwoman]

Thanks!

Okay one. How can you tell if someone likes you?

[flowers_suck]

[Olivier blanches. This question she wasn't prepared for. She thinks on it for a few moments. Her first reaction is to say when they would follow you into battle, but she supposes this woman mean a different kind of like.]

They find excuses to spend time alone with you?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Writing this down.]

How can you tell if they like you as more then a friend?

[flowers_suck]

[She's out of answers here, so back to thinking for a moment.]

They tell you.

[She'd never really paid attention enough to know any other way except for the obvious.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Really?

[flowers_suck]

Well, eventually.

[She is getting slightly flustered now, and realizes she doesn't even know your name.]

Any real man would, that is. And who are you, exactly?

[crazyclownwoman]

Harley Quinn.

What if it's not a man though?

Congratulations, you've really thrown her for a loop!

[flowers_suck]

[Olivier's mouth works open and closed in silence for a moment as she tries to think of an answer.]

Does she like women?

[That is the only thing she can think to say at the moment, barring asking if it's a human.]

Her job here is done

[crazyclownwoman]

She likes plants.

But I'm her best friend. So she likes me too.

[flowers_suck]

[Olivier just sighs at the answer she got, it didn't help her at all.]

We're not talking about some sort of sentient tree are we?

[She hasn't seen any yet, but that doesn't mean they don't exist here.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Huh? Ivy's not a tree.

Now she thinks it's sentient ivy

[flowers_suck]

Ivy?

[Mayfield just broke Olivier's brain. What could they possibly want with sentient ivy? Unless it was poisonous? And did ivy even have a gender?]

Maybe you should keep your distance, it might be poisonous.

this conversation can only go downhill

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah! My friend Red!

Nah, she gave me a shot a while ago. So now she can't hurt me!