Joke Thirty Four | The most wonderful time of the year

[crazyclownwoman]

Okay well I totally called zombies....even if I figured that they'd do them in October. But anyone whose been here for over two years now....HA! TOLD YOU SO!

Which reminds me.

It's October! Which means the best holiday ever is coming up! Halloween! Any kid out there? You don't know what Halloween is? Two words.

Free Candy.

Okay and Lucas! You're goin'

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper is in his front yard with a knife, defacing his mailbox so his name is no longer on it. He glances up as someone walks by, goes back to scratching the fuck out of that wooden plaque and then...

Yep.

Those are hyenas.*

Th' bloody hell?

[crazyclownwoman]

Hi!

[bye_to_yer_head]

G'day. *Stare.*

You have.. interestin' taste in pets.

[crazyclownwoman]

You think so? Bud and Lou are great pets.

[bye_to_yer_head]

They're hyenas.

*He's gone into state the obvious mode.*

Where th' hell did you get hyena's around here?

[crazyclownwoman]

I didn't get them from here. I got them from home. They're my pets.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight. 'F course. Everyone knows what good pets Hyenas make.

[crazyclownwoman]

Exactly!

[bye_to_yer_head]

I...

*Yeah he's run out of things to say here.*

Roight. I'll just .. let you get t' it then.

*And stare in disbelief.*

[crazyclownwoman]

Sure!