Joke Thirty Four | The most wonderful time of the year

[crazyclownwoman]

Okay well I totally called zombies....even if I figured that they'd do them in October. But anyone whose been here for over two years now....HA! TOLD YOU SO!

Which reminds me.

It's October! Which means the best holiday ever is coming up! Halloween! Any kid out there? You don't know what Halloween is? Two words.

Free Candy.

Okay and Lucas! You're goin'

Comments

B Hi 8D

[notasidedick]

[Look who's standing on the other side of that window. Oh it's just Dick. You know, supposed to be droned forever Dick.

Just gonna wave at you friendly-like. It looks like he either just got off work or is headed for work with the waiter ensemble on him.]

yay!

[crazyclownwoman]

[Oh yeah dum de dum..., wave to drone wait....drones don't stop and wave...

Wait. WAIT. Jumps down and opens the door with a grin.]

You're back!

[notasidedick]

It's kind of strange to still think I was gone for so many months, but yes. I'm back.

You're in a good mood Harleen. Did something good happen?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah, lots of stuff!

[Kinda sorta.ish. One is a lot right?]

Plus it's almost Halloween!

[notasidedick]

It's nice to see you so happy. I think last time we spoke you were pretty down.

[One is a lot in this place.]

You're celebrating it? [Uh oh.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah.... but it's better now. I even figured out all that stuff with Ivy.

Oh yeah!

[Opens the door to drag him inside.]

There's this kid named Lucas. Only he never gets to be a normal kid. So I'm maken' sure he get's to go out for Halloween. So were going to dress up and go trick-or-treating. And Vince and probably Red are coming too. And anyone else that want's to be in on the group. I already heard back from a few kids.

[So pleased with herself. ...and oddly. It's nothing villainous behind the idea.]

[notasidedick]

Figured what out? [Woah. News. He is behind.

He can deal with the dragging though. She seems to be determined to inform him.]

Trick-or-treating. That sounds fun. I don't think I ever really got to do that. [Did Bruce ever do normal family things with them? Maybe Harley should convince Bruce to go too. That's also a terrible idea.] Lucas? I think I've spoken to him before. But there could be more then one Lucas around here.

[crazyclownwoman]

Well ....stuff. Eddie started it. I didn't know Red like, liked me.

[She will drag him inside and then sit on the counter.]

It's lots of fun. I went the last two years too. Vince is planning the costumes again.

Well he's a little blond kid, only he's never had a normal childhood. Like we were stuck in Westport and I taught him to make a pillow fort and when we got back I showed him how to play Frisbee.

I thought Ivy was grabbing her own boobs for a second LMFAO

[notasidedick]

Wait. You two are together?

[He leans against the counter casually.]

Blond kid? I think I spoke to him during the pool party then. He was trying to do dives and, well, it didn't work out so well the first time. [Might be laughing a bit.] It sounds like this will be a lot of fun for him though. Maybe I'll participate.

aha XD

[crazyclownwoman]

You should it's going to be lots of fun!

[A pause. Wait he's a bat person, maybe she shouldn't...ah well.]

Yup. We are.

[notasidedick]

I'll keep it in mind. I didn't have any plans for it yet.

[He doesn't really celebrate Halloween.]

Congratulations? [Not sure what else to say.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Thanks!

[All there is to say.]

It's the best holiday.

[notasidedick]

I can't really say it's the best Holiday. I don't really celebrate it.