Joke Twentyone: Fathers Day

[crazyclownwoman]

Fathers day.

Sounds like a fun day for dad's. Does that mean I have to track down a fake dad here? Or am I supposed to get Jolt somethin'?

[If anyone wants to bother Harley. Here's their chance.]

Comments

[human_pretender]

Were you assigned a father, or are you betrothed to another here?

[crazyclownwoman]

Not that I know. And yea, I got a fake husband. Not one of the drones though.

[human_pretender]

Then, as I understand, so long as you have assigned children, he is a father, and you should do something for him. At least, that is what I understand the tradition to be...

[crazyclownwoman]

I guess that makes sense...

I wonder what I should do. Do have a husband here?

[weaponsparked]

... Get Jolt something?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah, 'cause he's the "dad" in the house?

[weaponsparked]

... Do I need to get him something?

[crazyclownwoman]

I don't think so. I mean I don't really remember much about fathers day. But I know he's the dad in the house and the drone kids have been given him cards. So I figure I might be supposed to as well...

[bane_of_reisen]

You're supposed to get your father or Husband something.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh I was right! I'll get Jolt somethin' then.

I haven't done anything in years for fathers day, I kinda forgot about it.

[bane_of_reisen]

Never had a chance to celebrate it myself back in Gensokyo.

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah? Well it doesn't seem like a big thing anyway.

[bbb35]

I never personally gave Father's day with much thought. Then again my father infused a Succubus into me so I could abosrb the magic of any Male Wizardso...