Joke Twenty Five: Christmas sucks

[crazyclownwoman]

 [Christmas! Christmas! Harley is so happy

There is a scream and you can hear the end of it as she knocks over the phone. She's opened her presents. She grabs the phone from the floor and yells into it.]

This is sick! ....This town is just....just sick!

[She'll slam the phone down and her family can find her with the boxes in front of her.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman]

Don't look!

[He's only a kid.....right.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Puts the tops on.]

Heads.

The town's tryin' to be funny again.

[zombee_slayer]

No shit my guts still hurt.

[crazyclownwoman]

Your guts? What did they do to you?

[zombee_slayer]

They somehow stuffed the Bowie knife I asked for up my ass!

[crazyclownwoman]

Ewww....you should go see a doctor!

[puzzlerprince]

...I take it things didn't go so well for you this Christmas?

[Eddie sounds extra jumpy for some weird reason. Hmmmmm...]

[crazyclownwoman]

THEY SENT ME THEIR HEADS!

[puzzlerprince]

Wh-whose heads?!

[crazyclownwoman]

Red's, and my friend Vorpal and even Robo!