Joke Twenty Six: And Suddenly Everything is Wonderful

[crazyclownwoman]

 [Anyone who knows her well, probably noticed Harley hasn't been at her best these last few days. However this morning she finds two boxes outside her house. Mayfield have a very loud sequel of excitement.

A. if you walk by 1249 Williams Road you will see a woman hugging two large animals. Hyena's to be exact. She seems ecstatic. ]

My babies! Come

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[strike_you_out]

[Who would imagine that someone else is rollerskating around in winter? Well, not this monster boy. Slugger comes tearing down the street on his inline skates, crossing the paths of several oncoming vehicles before he rounds the street corner.

This is when he spots two massive things romping side-by-side in his direction. He tries to stop but it's not soon enough and manages to swerve off the sidewalk into a snowbank instead.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Looks over as she stops. Hyena's laughing.]

Hey, you alright kid?

[strike_you_out]

[Slugger is already sitting up in the snow and beginning to dig his way out, pulling his bat behind him, when he recognizes that voice. He's never met Harley and he's likely never seen her, but he's heard that voice in the house before speaking to Eddie.

But for the moment, he's very interested in the hyenas and is eying them curiously.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Harley's not nearly observant enough to know who Slugger is. But she see's him looking at Bud and Lou]

Oh! Meet Bud and Lou! The town gave em' back to me!

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[puzzlerprince]

[Sometime later that day, I suppose, Edward's out and his jaw drops at the sight.]

Of all the...

[crazyclownwoman]

[Grins and waves as she see's him. Managing to stop rolling by.]

Eddie! Look! Look! They gave me my babies back!

[puzzlerprince]

[He's gotta say, it's certainly been some time since he's seen them.]

...they look happy to see you.

[How bad would it be if Edward were to tell her that the Joker killed them in comic continuity?]

[crazyclownwoman]

Of course they are! Momma' loves em. Yes she does!

[And hugs for her babies.

How bad?

......let's put it this way. In animated!world, according to Batman, Harley is the one who's come the closest to killing him out of his entire rouge gallery.

So bad. Very, very BAD.]

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[friendly_ghosts]

[Walking the dogs, you say? Have an excited little girl.]

They're so cute. Can I pet them?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Smiles]

Sure!

[friendly_ghosts]

[Yay, cuddle times. She's gonna go ahead and pet them.]

What are their names?

[crazyclownwoman]

[There is a small girl. Both hyena's seem to look at Harley for a moment before deciding that the girl's alright. Let's the girl pet them.]

Bud and Lou! I just got them from home!

[Rubs their heads.]

I missed them so much....

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[zombee_slayer]

...Great, just what we need. Some mutts.

[crazyclownwoman]

[Glares at him.]

Hey, watch it Mister.

[zombee_slayer]

Sorry, but the last dogs I've been around tried to rip me apart and steal my soul.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh. Well these guys won't do that.

They only attack people if I tell 'em to.

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[wontjustwait]

[ Winry's going for her own stress-relieving walk when she sees Harley heading her way. ]

Oh! Harley, hey! [ She waves. ] Are those your...dogs?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Waves]

Winry! Winry! You're back!

Yeah! These are my babies. Bud and Lou.

[wontjustwait]

Sure am!

Aw, they're so cute! Hey Bud, Lou! [ Makes her miss Den, but she's more happy than anything. ] I've never seen dogs like them before. They must be a pretty special breed.

[crazyclownwoman]

Good! This town is creepy enough.

[And the doggy's will be friendly to her since Harley seems to like her.]

They're hyena's!