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[crazyclownwoman]

[Just finished one the phone with her "boss"]

How the heck can they threaten ta' fire me? I didn't even know I had the job!

Oh apperently I'm a "Hairstylist" now. Don't know how that happened.

[Mutters under her breath for a few moments about being a fully quailified psychiatrist...]

....So if any one wants a haircut or somehin'....just gimmie a

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[singmeundead]

Huh. Guessin' this must happen a bunch, then. Well Ah've been lookin' to get a trim, if ya ain't all that busy.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh, you got stuck with a job too?

Ugh, Those woman who work there are just too creepy. They all think they know me!I'm tellen ya', this place is a real nut house.

And sure! Drop down any time.

[singmeundead]

Yeah, Ah got stuck as a music teacher, but Ah guess as far as jobs go, Ah can't complain all that much. Least Ah know a lil' somethin' about it.

Ah'm kinda enjoyin' the place, m'self. It's creepy as shit an' down right unsettlin' but that's the kinda crap Ah live for. Ain't fun without the crazy factor.

Will do~

[crazyclownwoman]

Ugh, I wouldn't wana be a teacher in this town. These kids are creepy. [She has two drone children]

There's nothin' ta' steal here though! It's so small town. Boring.

[bustydefense]

Jobs here are like that. One day, you just have one.

[crazyclownwoman]

Really? That stinks. What's with this nutty town!

They trap us here. Give us fake family's, jobs and...

..and I got stuck as hairstylist too! I mean, I used to be a psychiatrist, and a master criminal! Now I'm stuck cutting those droney people's hair in a town too cheep to have anything worth stealin'.

[Fuming for a few minutes before she realizes she was talking to someone]

Oh..Uh, sorry for the rant lady.

[bustydefense]

A master criminal, you say?

Don't worry about it.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh sure! There's a lot of us in Gotham like that. Almost a whole other career path.
[Laughs]

If it wasn't for that stupid Batman, Mr.J and I would be runnin' the place.
[So delusional....]

[sataxandagai]

Do you do good haircuts?

[crazyclownwoman]

..
I think so. I cut peoples hair back home. Not professionally or anything like that. But they liked em'.

Thinkin' about gettin' a cut?

[sataxandagai]

Maybe that's why you got the job? I'm a teacher~

My hair is getting kinda long..

[crazyclownwoman]

I don't know. Maybe.

Drop by for a cut then some time! It'll give me a break from all those droney women who come in.