20 Things You Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents ( Read more... )

Okay, I don't normally do this, but this time I want to post the conversation I had with my good friend Chris tonight. There was much drama to be had. Luckily, I think I am finally beginning to get through to him. He's a clueless one. I think I'll put this behind a cut because it's a little long, but it's worth the read, I promise.

( Let the bodies hit the floor )

Place an X next to the things that you have done.

[x] Given a hickey
[ ] Danced around in your underwear
[x] Gotten a hickey
[x] Gone to summer camp
[ ] Sang into your hairbrush
[ ] Refused to listen to a teacher
[x] Cried in public
[x] Made a perverted snowman
[ ] Done the splits<--what is that ( Read more... )

Your Hair Should Be Purple
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Dear Myspace ( Read more... )

I had a great day today. You'll never guess what I did. What do you think? Can you figure it out? I'll give you a hint: It's what happens when you go to Hawaii. Yes, that's right, I got laid today. I had sex with the hottest and most awesome guy ever. He also happens to be the tallest guy I've ever slept with--he is 6'4", and just so you know ( Read more... )

Type your FIRST REACTION when you hear these 35 words ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday merlyn_emrys!!!

Do this, it's fun ( Read more... )

I would like to take this time to wish a very Happy Birthday to a most amazing, incredibly talented, enigmatic and all around wonderful man.

Happy Birthday!!!

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