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1. "Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me."
2. A: My father says that there is only one perfect view, that of the sky over our heads.
B: I suspect your father has been reading too much Dante.
3. A: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
B: Stop thinking about sex!
A: I wasn't!
B: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
4. "My evil self is at the door, and I have no power to stop it."
5. "Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud."
6. "Yes June, I'm bailing out. I'm bailing out but there's a catch, I've got no parachute." (there's almost no chance any of you will get this, so I didn't edit out the name)
7. A: OH, YOU DON'T OWE HER SHIT!
B: Will you keep your voice down?
A: (whispering) You don't owe her shit!
8. A: My friends, we have been foolish. [Person B] will not come to Aqaba. Not for money...
B: No.
A: ...for Feisal...
B: No!
A: ...nor to drive away the Turks. He will come... because it is his pleasure.
[Pause]
B: Thy mother mated with a scorpion.
9. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this.
10. Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.
I think these are pretty tough. good luck, enjoy. :)
2. A: My father says that there is only one perfect view, that of the sky over our heads.
B: I suspect your father has been reading too much Dante.
3. A: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
B: Stop thinking about sex!
A: I wasn't!
B: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
4. "My evil self is at the door, and I have no power to stop it."
5. "Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud."
6. "Yes June, I'm bailing out. I'm bailing out but there's a catch, I've got no parachute." (there's almost no chance any of you will get this, so I didn't edit out the name)
7. A: OH, YOU DON'T OWE HER SHIT!
B: Will you keep your voice down?
A: (whispering) You don't owe her shit!
8. A: My friends, we have been foolish. [Person B] will not come to Aqaba. Not for money...
B: No.
A: ...for Feisal...
B: No!
A: ...nor to drive away the Turks. He will come... because it is his pleasure.
[Pause]
B: Thy mother mated with a scorpion.
9. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this.
10. Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.
I think these are pretty tough. good luck, enjoy. :)