CHRIST you people.
You know who you are(Amber and James). You people are pushy.
In any case, here it is
At rise: There is one woman, RACHEL, standing in the middle of a school activities center that sometime doubles as a lunch room and looks remarkably like The Max from Saved By The Bell. She is fidgeting nervously with a grocery bag filled with 2 grab bags, 2 magic towels, and a bag of Choczels brand Chocolate Covered Pretzels. A woman, ALLISON, walks by and RACHEL looks suspiciously at her.
RACHEL
Hello.
ALLISON
Hey. Aren't you supposed to be at work today?
RACHEL
No. That's tomorrow. What-
ALLISON
That's great, I have to go to the bathroom.
RACHEL
Fine.
ALLISON exits and RACHEL glares even more suspiciously at her before sitting down. A man, JEREMY enters after a few minutes and stares at RACHEL for a long moment before saying anything.
JEREMY
Are you Rachel?
RACHEL
YES! Now give me my Mickey Topper back; he needs me!
JEREMY
That all depends on if you have the ran-
RACHEL
I HAVE THE RANSOM! It's right here! I just need my topper!!
JEREMY
Let me check it.
RACHEL
(exasperated)
Fine.
Hands over the bag to JEREMY and waits while he glances at all the stuff.
JEREMY
Why did you get a boy's grab bag and a girl's?
RACHEL
I wasn't sure.
JEREMY
But what if we wanted-
RACHEL
It wasn't specified! Give me my topper!
JEREMY
Hold.
JEREMY pulls out a cell phone and dials a number.
Eagle has landed.
RACHEL
You have got to be kidding me.
ALLISON enters and laughs and points and laughs.
ALLISON
Daniel told me about how you were sad at work last night.
RACHEL
I NEED MY TOPPER!
ALLISON
He made fun of us and acted like stealing an antenna thingie was no big deal.
RACHEL
Well..he, Mickey...looked sad.
ALLISON
Oh he was. He couldn't sleep at night, and kept us up with his complaining even though we gagged him.
RACHEL
He would.
ALLISON
We eventually beat him with a tiny little hot rods car to get him to shut up.
RACHEL
My poor baby! You can't keep him, you know. You can have the chevy topper because...well that was a cheap replacement but I really just couldn't stand being apar-
ALLISON
Ok then. Here you go.
RACHEL takes him and screeches something out about revenge and runs for the car, lovingly reinserting him onto the antenna, even if that phrase does sound dirty. Lights fade.
There was more stuff that was said, and it's funnier if I'm actually there to do hand gestures. But whatever. I know where they live. *shifty eyes*
In any case, here it is
At rise: There is one woman, RACHEL, standing in the middle of a school activities center that sometime doubles as a lunch room and looks remarkably like The Max from Saved By The Bell. She is fidgeting nervously with a grocery bag filled with 2 grab bags, 2 magic towels, and a bag of Choczels brand Chocolate Covered Pretzels. A woman, ALLISON, walks by and RACHEL looks suspiciously at her.
RACHEL
Hello.
ALLISON
Hey. Aren't you supposed to be at work today?
RACHEL
No. That's tomorrow. What-
ALLISON
That's great, I have to go to the bathroom.
RACHEL
Fine.
ALLISON exits and RACHEL glares even more suspiciously at her before sitting down. A man, JEREMY enters after a few minutes and stares at RACHEL for a long moment before saying anything.
JEREMY
Are you Rachel?
RACHEL
YES! Now give me my Mickey Topper back; he needs me!
JEREMY
That all depends on if you have the ran-
RACHEL
I HAVE THE RANSOM! It's right here! I just need my topper!!
JEREMY
Let me check it.
RACHEL
(exasperated)
Fine.
Hands over the bag to JEREMY and waits while he glances at all the stuff.
JEREMY
Why did you get a boy's grab bag and a girl's?
RACHEL
I wasn't sure.
JEREMY
But what if we wanted-
RACHEL
It wasn't specified! Give me my topper!
JEREMY
Hold.
JEREMY pulls out a cell phone and dials a number.
Eagle has landed.
RACHEL
You have got to be kidding me.
ALLISON enters and laughs and points and laughs.
ALLISON
Daniel told me about how you were sad at work last night.
RACHEL
I NEED MY TOPPER!
ALLISON
He made fun of us and acted like stealing an antenna thingie was no big deal.
RACHEL
Well..he, Mickey...looked sad.
ALLISON
Oh he was. He couldn't sleep at night, and kept us up with his complaining even though we gagged him.
RACHEL
He would.
ALLISON
We eventually beat him with a tiny little hot rods car to get him to shut up.
RACHEL
My poor baby! You can't keep him, you know. You can have the chevy topper because...well that was a cheap replacement but I really just couldn't stand being apar-
ALLISON
Ok then. Here you go.
RACHEL takes him and screeches something out about revenge and runs for the car, lovingly reinserting him onto the antenna, even if that phrase does sound dirty. Lights fade.
There was more stuff that was said, and it's funnier if I'm actually there to do hand gestures. But whatever. I know where they live. *shifty eyes*