Also: The other night I had a dream wherein Maleficent was trying to get more glass figurines, except this time the figurines were of Princess Aurora and Prince Philip and a decrepit old Hogwarts Castle figurine
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I miss you so much it hurts. I didn't kow you were getting lasik. That is so awesome, my dad had it done a many moon ago. I am so in love with the 100 icons we got!!!! YAY for icon love!!!
Don't you have any dreams that are like, you know, interesting?
Also, red half-circles? You're totally going to be blind by next week. Then you'll end up marrying some guy who's horribly disfigured cause you'll never know and everyone will just laugh at you behind your back. Except they wouldn't even have to do it behind your back, they could do it in front of you so long as they were quiet.
My dad was going to get LASIK, and then he heard about people who had it going blind. So instead he switched from glasses to contacts, but not really because he gets frustrated very easily and all of us are sick of hearing him bitch for an hour about how he can't get his contacts in. So he mostly still wears his glasses. But I'm totally sure you won't go blind. And if you do, I won't let you marry anyone too ugly.
LASIK is kind of like a migraine that you can actually see coming towards your eye, and your vision disappears from the outside in, like you're being covered on all sides by some obnoxious and scary creature.
I had nightmares I was going to sneeze while my eyelids were propped open. DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIFYING THAT IS? But they gave me Xanex so that fear went out the window, along with my ability to talk without a lengthy pause so my brain could process the words.
Basically, I got tired of the green and yellow. I think my LASIK made those colors hurt my eyes, so I began to mess with the html colors in the stupid "modify your journal" section.
EXCEPT I SUCK AT LIFE AND CAN'T FIND COLORS THAT EVEN REMOTELY MATCH AND/OR THAT I LIKE. So I just started randomly putting in things and then about twenty minutes into it decided it was not worth the trouble and, really, I don't look at my journal all that much so what's the big deal? I don't care if they clash and it's not like it's red and blue or red and green, or use red at all and that's what I'm worried about, mostly. And weren't you supposed to be making me a layout anyway? What's the benefit of having an art major as a friend if you can't hit 'em up for designs? And, to tell the truth, I shouldn't even have been MESSING with the colors in the first place seeing as how I have to read Treatise on the Astrolabe which sounds interesting in the I'm going to stab my eyes out way and there's 40
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I see you have sidestepped the very valid question of why you aren't doing my bidding. I know what's up.
I haven't dropped that stupid class because it's Chaucer, and I really want to learn about Chaucer and stuff, but I wish I didn't have to get through all of this Astrolabe crap in order to get to the fun things. Like things that don't have to do with weird compass/measuring things. Plus it gives me English Major cred.
Really? You like Shakespeare? Well, I've studied Chaucer so BEAT THAT SUCKA!!! Can Shakespeare read five different languages and translate things from Arabic into English and still tell dirty jokes? I THINK NOT!!
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I think we should skip school and go visit during October because of the Halloween parties.
Also, Nip/Tuck dvds! New Season!
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Also, red half-circles? You're totally going to be blind by next week. Then you'll end up marrying some guy who's horribly disfigured cause you'll never know and everyone will just laugh at you behind your back. Except they wouldn't even have to do it behind your back, they could do it in front of you so long as they were quiet.
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In other words: Couldn't I, like, feel the disfigurement and stuff? Or would I just assume he was wearing a mask?
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I had nightmares I was going to sneeze while my eyelids were propped open. DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIFYING THAT IS? But they gave me Xanex so that fear went out the window, along with my ability to talk without a lengthy pause so my brain could process the words.
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Basically, I got tired of the green and yellow. I think my LASIK made those colors hurt my eyes, so I began to mess with the html colors in the stupid "modify your journal" section.
EXCEPT I SUCK AT LIFE AND CAN'T FIND COLORS THAT EVEN REMOTELY MATCH AND/OR THAT I LIKE. So I just started randomly putting in things and then about twenty minutes into it decided it was not worth the trouble and, really, I don't look at my journal all that much so what's the big deal? I don't care if they clash and it's not like it's red and blue or red and green, or use red at all and that's what I'm worried about, mostly. And weren't you supposed to be making me a layout anyway? What's the benefit of having an art major as a friend if you can't hit 'em up for designs? And, to tell the truth, I shouldn't even have been MESSING with the colors in the first place seeing as how I have to read Treatise on the Astrolabe which sounds interesting in the I'm going to stab my eyes out way and there's 40 ( ... )
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I haven't dropped that stupid class because it's Chaucer, and I really want to learn about Chaucer and stuff, but I wish I didn't have to get through all of this Astrolabe crap in order to get to the fun things. Like things that don't have to do with weird compass/measuring things. Plus it gives me English Major cred.
Really? You like Shakespeare? Well, I've studied Chaucer so BEAT THAT SUCKA!!! Can Shakespeare read five different languages and translate things from Arabic into English and still tell dirty jokes? I THINK NOT!!
I don't know, I'm really tired.
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