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[crazyfresh]

Hee, Grubs said, "Negatori."

AKA I just finished the first Artemis Fowl and I swear to god if that kid does not get taken down a peg or two I'm going to pitch a FIT like WHOA

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[eggsnail]

OMGWTFRACHEL.

Don't be mean to my arrogant, narcissistic Artemis! I love him. But, he gets taken down a peg or two later on, so keep reading.

And Mulch Diggums is ♥. He's great. As is Foaly. Holly gets on my nerves sometimes, especially later on in the series.

[crazyfresh]

Hey! I used my genius icon! That's good enough for Artemis, right?

I could see how Holly would get on your nerves, but I don't really care for female characters anyway, so I pretty much get the annoyance right now. I'm a misogynist sometimes. Most of the time.

A lot.

I'm thinking of buying all the books online, because it's usually cheaper that way. Oh, who am I kidding. I'm going to trek up to Books-A-Million or Wal-Mart or Sam Goody's and try to find them.

Stupid instant gratification.

[tigerbuckridge]

Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about, and I have to find the Nip/Tuck Season 2 before I can read anything.

But judging by your description, the main character sounds like Buffy in Seasons 6&7.

[crazyfresh]

Nip/Tuck is vastly more important than Artemis Fowl.

Which is a good set of books (if the first one is anything to go by) except that the sentences are a little choppy. Choppy in the sense that it seems like the person wrote it in inner thoughts/dialogue form rather than the normal paragraph description form.

Or something.

And Artemis is like Buffy in the way that he's spoiled and wants everything to go his way, but he doesn't whine which makes his character a lot more fun to read. He's irredeemably asshole-y. Or something.