My Eight-Ball Says "Outlook Wretched."

[crazyfresh]

GOD. I just want to go to Wendy's and pig-out, but it's only ok if I find someone else to pig-out with because then it's kind of a...support in the greasy clogging arteries thing

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[a_new_low]

Hm. A bit depressing for question one. There's actually a "turning of the leaves" festival in October up in north Georgia, up in the mountains. So if you wanted you could come visit and we could take a road trip and see it. I went last year and it was beautiful.
Question 2: Just tell her. Gently. Say, "Look, I'm your friend, so I want you to know that well, you have a body odor problem. You may not need anti-perspirant, but you do need deodorant at least. It's just good hygiene. Everybody's doing it. Smelling good = awesome." Or something like that.

And I thought you would find this amusing: I pledged a sorority. I'm a Tri-Sigma!

[crazyfresh]

Sigma Sigma Sigma can I...uh...the only thing that rhymes with "sigma" that I can think of is "dig ya" but that seems silly.

And doesn't quite have the same ring as the whole "Delta Delta Delta can I help ya help ya help ya?" thing.

Or whatever. In any case, do you realize how hard it is to tell somebody they stink? And still remain their friend? I do tell her when her clothes don't match though, so that's something.

[a_new_low]

I mean, yeah it is hard. But it needs to be done! For her sake and the sake of humanity! You would tell her if she food in teeth or a booger hanging out or a period stain on her brand new white skirt, right? So tell her she STINKS, but gently.

And I like your rhyme a lot. "Sigma Sigma Sigma, I really dig ya dig ya dig ya." True, not as good as the Delts, but oh well.

[tigerbuckridge]

I would totally come pig out with you if it were not for the whole two hours away thing. So I'm just gonna sit here and eat enough for the both of us.
#1: Ironic and depressing.
#2: Yeah, that's disgusting. Maybe you should buy her some deodorant for her birthday or something. Like a whole bunch of it. Maybe she'd get the hint then. *wants to know who it is*

[crazyfresh]

Remember the girl who got into the fight with the other girl, and the one girl didn't pay her bills so the other girl kicked her out of the special event? It was one of them.

*deliberately vague to piss you off*

[tigerbuckridge]

And I forgot to ask you if you're coming to the Sidewalk Festival this weekend?

[tigerbuckridge]

Actually, you better come and you better get here before 8 on Friday because Pacey's gonna be here. *flashbacks to junior high*

[crazyfresh]

You know the girl that stinks? Yeah. No.

I'll IM you sometime and tell you because I'd rather here your cry of indignation. Or read it. Or something.

I don't know, I'm kinda meh on the Nip/Tuck premiere, and I'm torn on whether or not I think the Carver is Matt or the Doctor from Atlanta.

But I don't care about the threesome. So. Right.

[tigerbuckridge]

Wait, so is that a no? I'm confused. I just needed to know because if you were coming I needed to get our passes.

Yeah, it started out awesome. ("He raped me." *cut to credits* WTF?) But it all went downhill with the introduction of Detective Hooker. Seriously, who besides hookers wear garter belts? And I kept thinking "She's the worst cop ever" because that whole, "Let me come over to your house to recreate the crime" thing wouldn't have flown on Law & Order: SVU.

And you know, I was starting to think it might be Matt, too. But damn, considering what was revealed at the beginning of the episode, that would be waaaaaaaaaayy fucked up if it ended up being him. The Atlanta doctor is pretty suspect. And whatever happened to Merril? And now I can kinda see what you were saying about it possibly being a girl. So, in conclusion, I have absolutely no idea who it is.

[sphinxtumbler]

Ok I get the hint, gosh Rachel you're such a bitch! ;p

[crazyfresh]

In other news: YOU NEED TO GET BETTER DEODORANT THAN TEEN SPIRIT!!!

Nip/Tuck is way cooler than America's Next Top Model. I bet you watch Tyra's talk show too, don't you? :P

[a_new_low]

Is that really your smelly friend? ^

[eggsnail]

HAHAHAHA. I love that icon.