NOW I remember why I love you so much. *hugs show and then beats it up just a little*
Matt still can't be the Carver, but wow is he so much more interesting now that he is so incredibly fucked up.
Poor Christian. Everything he touches suffers and dies. Et tu Kiki? Must you torture Christian with his inability to fix your inner beauty?
There's probably a metaphor/symbolic thing in there that gives us clues to the Carver. But I'm too keyed up right now.