I'm not really having a good day.
OMG I HATE YOU BLAINE LIKE SO MUCH I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT WHOLE GASTROWHATEVER THING WAS A COVER FOR MORNING SICKNESS YOU SUCK ASS!!!!!
Since you clicked the cut you have to repost this using one of the following as a cut:
1. Missy got me pregnant.
2. I made love to Missy last night.
3. My boy/girl friend turned out to be gay.
4. I got laid last night.
5. My mom called me a whore.
6. My mom found out I'm pregnant.
7. My girlfriend is pregnant.
8. Tips on giving head
9. Pussy eating 101
10. My dad found one of my used condoms.
Right, and also: I'm coming up to Birmingham Amber, and I'm getting you drunk and you're going to RELAX and HAVE FUN and FORGET ABOUT FUCKING SCHOOL and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. So there.