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[crazygirl9294]

I remember the first time I ever saw a shooting star I said, "What the hell is that?" But nowadays when I see one I just say, "What is that?" I leave off the "hell" part. Maybe when I'm old I'll just say, "Whazzit?"
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Comments

[jkushie12345]

aww jack handey's my idol. i'm OBSESSED with his quotes. I sit at home and read them for like hours.

[crazygirl9294]

i know.. it's the kind of thing you can just read over and over... and you could just read his quotes ALLLLL dayy if you wanted to

[getontheboat]

hey Jaya...it's Courtney m. i found you lj and am adding you to my friends list. I, too, truly heart jack handey. my fav is: If you ever happen to fall off the Sears tower, just go all limp so people might catch you, cause hey, free dummy