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[crazygreenjello]

Be careful of the wind, it might blow your pleated Abercrombie skirt up and everyone might see you exposed. Not that they didn't when you were drunk, face down in the bedsheets with a video camera blinking in your face while some wigger in a wifebeater with a gold chain fumbled at your bra like a chimpanzee with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It's hard to

Comments

[joker9]

Someone's a little bitter.

[crazygreenjello]

Not bitter, just sickened.

[extrafox]

::golf claps:: Interested in writing a column for this issue? Heh.

[crazygreenjello]

Not at all, lol.

[_pistol__]

So interesting, I love it. Seriously.

[crazygreenjello]

Danke. :-)

[causesmetherapy]

howcome yew never update this thing?

[crazygreenjello]

I don't really have much to say these days.

How come I never see you on AIM anymore?

[causesmetherapy]

i dont know??
my screen name is sexxx in pink

[crazygreenjello]

I know but you're not on. Rawr!!

[endlesscolumn]

Have you ever beaten someone's meatus so hard that you actually started to cry?