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[crazygreenjello]

Everyone, Sean kidnapped my girlfriend and he has her tied up in his castle and he keeps holding his cell phone up to her face and I can hear her pained moans and cries for help. He said if you don't vote on his "Puck Ronk Battle 2005" he would throw her in the ocean.

Please think of my girlfriend.

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Comments

[extrafox]

You should have said "puppy" or "mother" so people would believe you.

[crazygreenjello]

Snaps on me. :(

If I had said "puppy" I'd be talking about the same thing though.

[extrafox]

Good call. Same with "mother," though.

Paul, we need to have a brainstorming session so we can work on this problem.

[endlesscolumn]

Thanks a lot... now Mother is stuck in my head again >:(

[real_embrace]

i always click on the link, totally planning on voting, and then realize that i am not at all qualified to vote on anything involving punk rock.

sorry about your gf, though.

[crazygreenjello]

It doesn't matter if you're qualified or not!!!!

Besides, I think you're pretty punk rock.

[soundtechie121]

PAINED moans or PLEASURE moans?

[crazygreenjello]

Maybe a little from column A, a little from column B.

[endlesscolumn]

I sure love it when people comment on these entries, proving they know about the contest, and then DON'T VOTE. I SAID IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM OR NOT. I STILL WANT YOU TO VOTE.