If you guys vote on "Smooth Jazz Battle 2005" I will, like.. give you backrubs and, like, make you mixed drinks with the little umbrellas in them and stuff. I will, I totally will.

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VOTE ON "BEST AVRIL IMPERSONATOR 2005" NOW! DO IT NOW!
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omg d00dz plz vote on "The Grand Ol' Opry 2005" guys sean has my puppy and he will hurt her omg no
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It's that time again. Go rock the casbah and vote in today's "not-quite-punk-rock jihaad 2005"
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evry1 plz vote on ur favrite punkrawker in this years "sk8er boi cotnest 2005 tournament supreme"
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The winner gets a free wifebeater with attached tie.

EVERYBODY, GO CHECK OUT THE NEXT MATCH IN THE "SCREAMING INTO THE MIC AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS MAKES ME A RESPECTABLE ARTIST TOURNAMENT 2005."
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MATCH 2 OF PUNK ROCK BATTLE ULTIMATE SUPER HAPPY SUNSHINE EXTRAVAGANZA IS NOW. GO VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS.

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VOTE ON MY FRIEND SEAN'S (endlesscolumn) PUNK ROCK BATTLE 2005. DO IT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS THE FIRST MATCH.

I WILL POST A NEW ALL-CAPS POST EVERY TIME A NEW MATCH HAPPENS, SO GET USED TO IT!

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