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FMLFMLFMLFML!

Power went out for 5 hours. Had a drink. Broke into kingswick apartments pool, swam. Came back to my mom sitting in the dark while the power was on and avalible. funny stuff. FML.

Life iiis...sweeet. FML.

Week and a half, still cannot hear effeciently.

How does one wield a demon dick?

Baught a neti pot with saline and 4 way nasal spray and did a trick thats supposed to unclog ears fast and very effective. you mix both the saline and 4 way together inside the neti and tilt your head back and let it flow into your eusatchion tubes, although its just making it very weird sounding and "poppy". i did the vasalva maneuver shortly ( Read more... )

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"EEEULAAHHH!"

Sick all week. stuffy nose, sore throatels, clogged infected ears, deaf, and sunburn.

Amanda, stop sending out viruses to everyone. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ( Read more... )

I fucking hate cats.