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[A is for age:]
22
[B is for booze of choice:]
Well, if booze= Tequila.
[C is for career:]
teacher.
[D is for your dad's name:]
Salvadore Lemus
[E is for essential items to bring to a party:]
dick jokes, sex jokes and ass jokes. no pussy jokes (i don't want people to think i am a sexist, so i exclude women from my humor). and my razor sharp wit.
[F is for favorite song at the moment:]
anything by neutral milk hotel... except that prank call bullshit on avery island.
[G is for girlfriend:]
Luana.
[H is for hometown:]
don't have one. really, i move about every three years and have for my whole life
[I is for instruments you play:]
Guitar and bass. but i wanna rock the skins
[J is for jam or jelly you like:]
fuck tha shit, preserves till i die FOOL.
[K is for kids:]
i would die before i infect a uterus with my acidic semen.
[L is for living arrangements:]
the mods.
[M is for mom's name:]
pamela k scott.
[N is for name of your best friends:]
jeez, i refuse to answer this one.
[O is for overnight hospital stays:]
none (knock on wood).
[P is for phobias:]
zombies, spiders, ghosts, the dark, stds, frogs and being fat.
[Q is for quotes you like:]
jeezus, i dunno, there's a lot.
[R is for relationship that lasted the longest:]
eva.
[S is for style of hair:]
shaggy.
[T is for time you wake up:]
11-ish.
[V is for vegetable you love:]
Broccoli.
[X is for x-rays you've had:]
none.
[Y is for yummy food you make:]
anything you want, i can make. Bachelor style, all cooked on the outside, gooey in the middle
[Z is for zodiac sign:]
sag. they the (real)sex sign of the zodiac. adventerous and free, firey and full of passion.