The pope died.
No one in my house is crying.
"It's sad because a human being died, but he was a conservative ass hole."
-Mother

I wonder if anyone's ever stayed on AIM for a year.
I think the longest I've been on is 3 days.

It's so nice outside.
I love it.

So this summer I am going to go to the University of the ArtsIt's for 4 weeks in Philadelphia ( Read more... )

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Anyone else staying home for spring break?

Main Entry: 1Amer•i•can
Pronunciation: &-'mer-&-k&n, -'m&r-, -'mar-, -i-k&n
Function: noun
1 : an American Indian of North America or South America
2 : a native or inhabitant of North America or South America
3 : a citizen of the U.S.
4 : AMERICAN ENGLISH

Today it was nice outside.
As a result
It was nice inside too.

"Everybody in Puerto Rico has a machete, or two. It's like owning a flashlight here, except they decorate them."

-Lourdes, while talking about sugarcane and Puerto Rico

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