EXO HELLO BABY
EXO HELLO BABY CRACKsemiAU
A/n: Excuse my poor attempt to make a fic. THIS FIC IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY EXO- K's PHOTO WITH A BABY GIRL (baekyeol's baby girls christening).
Kim Jongin was always one of the early birds to rise. At exactly 6 am sharp he wakes up and stands in front of the sink with a cold glass of water in his hands. He takes a deep breath and stares at the sink for a minute before lazily walks in their usually messy living room.
He yawns for the fifth time and does some stretches while waiting for Kyungsoo to wake up from his room. Breakfast was assigned to him and he was already really hungry. “Ugh, should I wake them up?” He mumbled and messed his bed hair.
A few minutes later, one by one, the members were starting to step out of their rooms and little by little the space in the living room were being filled up by 8 lazy boys. Particularly, Sehun who was lying on Luhan’ thigh, Baekhyun and Chanyeol staring at the television while Chen randomly changed channels every two seconds, Kyungsoo dragging himself to the kitchen to make some breakfast, Suho and Kris talking among themselves.
“Bacon and Egg is enough?” Kyungsoo called from the kitchen. He started rummaging through their refrigerator and collecting the ingredients without getting any response from his co-members.
“Umma~, make some spaghetti!” Baekhyun kidded raising his hands. Kyungsoo scoffed and threw him a bar of oatmeal instead. “Ummaaaaaaa~”
Chanyeol playfully whacked Baekhyun on the shoulder and laughed. “You’re too noisy. You’ll wake up Manager hyung”
“Oh, he left early today” Kai said as he sat beside Suho and Kris.
“Really?” Suho asked and Kai nodded his head.
“Good Morning…”
The members gathered at the living room turned their head to a sleepy Yixing and Tao and greeted them back. “Oh! Finally awake!” Luhan said and watchi his other Chinese members walk inside the living room. Tao leaned on the sofa and fell back asleep.
Yixing nodded his head and sat on the dining table“D.o, what’s for breakfa-“
DINGDONG!
“Oh! Must be the chicken!!” Jongin exclaimed happily and jumped up from his seat. He ran to the door and opened it. “AHHHH!!!”
The other members scrambled on their feet and dashed to the door upon hearing Kai scream. They found him kneeling on the floor by the entrance and Suho reached for Kai’s shoulder.
“Oi, Kai?” Suho called out to his younger member.
“Baby…”
Baekhyun raised a brow “Baby?... Baby don’t cry?”
Kim Jongin turned around and faced his hyungs with a small baby in his arms. “A baby!”
The eleven boys screamed in a mixture of excitement and horror as Kim Jongin stood in front of them with a child cradled in his arms.“Do you think he’ll bite?”
“Lay Hyung! He is not an animal!”
“How old do you think is he?”
“Around 2 or 3?”
“Ah, so he’s not a baby then!!”
“Luhan Hyung, he’s still a toddler so he can still be called a baby.”
“Are children really this small?” Beagle line, Baekhyun ask as he carefully carried the sleeping baby in his arms and grinned at Chanyeol.
Chanyeol laughed and smiled at Baekhyun. “You look like his mother”
“Oh, oh!! Let me carry him!!” Chen said skip hopping towards
“Morning…” EXO’s oldest member finally greeted as he walked towards the group all huddled up in the living room.”WOAH! WHO KIDNAPPED A KID!!”
Everyone pointed at Kyungsoo. “WHAT? WHY ME!”
“You said to bring the kid in!” Sehun accused as he poked his cheeks. “Guchi-Guchi coo~”
“I was just …”
“If we get scolded for this, it will be Kyungsoo’s fault” Chen said laughing at Kyungsoos ‘why-am-i-always-blamed-for-everything-look’.
“What if someone tells the police and we get accused as kidnappers!!” Tao’s eyes widened in horror. “ I don’t want to go to jail Gege!!”
He looked at Kris. Kris sighed and slapped his forehead.
“THEN WHY ME? I only suggested to bring the kid in because it’s cold outside!” Kyungsoo retorted and waved the whisk at his friends. “And you guys agreed! THAT MAKES YOU ALL AN ACCOMPLICE!”
“Us?” Baekhyun innocently pointed at himself then to Chen, Chen pointed to Suho who pointed at Kris. Kris waved his hand in refusal and pointed at Luhan. Luhan brows furrowed and was about to point at Kai when he saw a letter sticking out from the bag that came with the kid. “Oh there’s a card in the pocket!” Luhan said staring at the card. ”Uh…Kris…you read this…”
Kris stared at Luhan and then to the card. On the card was a short note in English written in elegant handwriting. “Please look after MyungDae. “2 hours later inside the EXO Dorm.
“SEHUN!! GO BUY SOME POWDERED MILK! “ Suho ordered as he ran around the dorm fetching some paper tissues from the toilet. “AND SOME BABY BOTTLES!” He said stopping for a second and throwing his card at the younger member. “Go bring someone with you!”
“HE WON’T STOP CRYING!!!” Luhan panicked and ran to Chanyeol who was busy surfing the internet on his Mac and reading articles on how to stop children from crying.
“Luhan Hyung! Did you check his diaper?!” Chanyeol asked and the second oldest member shook his head and ran back to the room.
“Kai!! Let’s go” Sehun called as he walked to the door. “Let’s go buy some baby stuffs” Sehun sighed.
“HE POOPED!!” Baekhyun yelled from their dorm room where most of the members were.
Xiumin chuckled and walked out of the dorm back to the living room where Chanyeol was busy searching articles on ehow.comBy lunch, everyone was already dead tired. It was one child against 12 fully grown men and the child was reigning in triumph.
EXO-M and K’s leader stared tiredly at the child who was happily playing in front of them with the newly bought toys Sehun and Kai bought. Baby MyungDae babbled some weird words and shoved the Barbie dolls head in his mouth and everyone screamed all at the same time. Xiumin crawled beside the child and carefully pulled the doll from him before the child started choking. “Play with this instead.” He said waving the little small brown bear at the the child..
“AH!! THAT’S MINE!!” Chanyeol said pointing at the Rilakkuma stuff toy wrapped around the small hands of the child. The child began biting the ear of the Rilakkuma and everyone else aww-ed. Tao immediately brought out his phone and leaned forward to take a photo of the child.“The can says 3 table spoons of powder!!”
“Make it four! So it’s going to be more tasty!”
“We can’t do that!!”
Baekhyun and Kyungsoo continued to argue on who was going to prepare the milk formula of the baby and snatched the bottle from one another until it fell on the sink.
“Aahh!!!”
However, their argument continued and Kris ended up breaking the two up and asking Kyungsoo to go make some oatmeal for the child instead.“Look, look!” Kai called Sehun over to him and the baby. “Peek-a~”He sang hiding his face with his hands and parting them open “BOO!!”
MyungDae giggled and thrashed his arms and feet happily. Kai repeated it again and he continued to laugh.
“Lemme’ try Lemme’ try!!” Sehun said excitedly. “Okay, MyungDae! Big Brother Sehun’s gonna make you laugh too!!” He said hiding his face with his hand. “Peek a boo!!” He said parting his hands and showing him his trademark grin-smile.
MyungDae stared at him and suddenly his face turned sour and burst out crying. The other EXO Members ran inside the room and Kai swatted Sehun on the shoulder while laughing at him.“Yo, baby!!” Luhan smiled and pinched the little childs cheek and played with him. “Roaaar” He said as he played with the tiger plushie. MyungDae stared at Luhan and reached for the plushie. “Ah, aren’t you so cute!!” He laughed.
“-pa!”
Luhan’s eyes widened and his jaw dropped. “What did you say?!”
“-ma!!”
“Omo!!” Luhan stood up and carried the child in his arms. “Everyone!!” He called running to the resting members in the living room. “He spoke!! He spoke!!”
“Hyung!! Calm down!”
“-PA!”
12 pairs of eyes stared at the child in Luhan’s arms and waited for MyungDae to speak again. All of them suddenly moved closer to him and Luhan and waited for him to utter another word.
“-PA!! Appa!!” He said throwing the plushie at Baekhyun.
“I’m the Appa?!” Baekhyun pointed at himself and everyone else shook their head because it was impossible.“Yah, MyungDae” Kris chuckled as the child wobbled towards his direction while he was sitting on the floor with his trusty sketch book.
“Appa?”
“Yes, I’m your Appa!” Kris grinned and brought him on his lap. “Wan’t me to teach you drawing?” He asked as he flipped open his sketchbook, showing MyungDae his so called art. “You know, Kris appa is really really good at drawing. You’ll love it because…I’m Picasso! I can draw dragons, the members, rhinos anything!” He said and Myungdae stared at him. “Do you want to learn how to draw?” He asked and let Myungdae hold his pencil and immediately the child furiously scribbled lines on the pad and deformed shapes.
“Oh! You’ve got talent!!”“Okay Myungdae! Listen to me.” Sehun grinned as the members sat around in a circle in the living room as the sun finally set. “I’m Sehun hyung! Say hyung! Hyung!”
Myungdae looked at him “-ung!” he said. Luhan and Tao clapped their hands in amusement at MyungDae’s little attempts to speak.
“Goodboy!” Sehun pat his small head and pointed at the other members. “The other members are Appa!! Luhan Appa, Tao Appa, Kris Appa, Suho Appa, Chanyeol Appa, Kai Appa, DO Appa, Lay Appa, Baekhyun Appa, Chen Appa and XIumin Ajusshi!”
“Hey! Why am I Ajusshi” Xiumin asked laughing.
“You’re already 25!!”Sehun replied.“Myungdae, look over here!” Tao said as he leaned back a little and tried to focus his phone camera at the unattentive child. “MyungDae!...Yah Myungdae! Baobao!!”
Myungdae looked at Tao and grinned. “Uwa, so cute!!!” Tao stared at the photo and grabbed Myungdae and buried him under the stuffs toys they bought earlier today with only the child’s head standing out. “Cute, cute!!”
“Next is…”Tao looked around and thought about where to place the child next. “Ah! Kitchen!”
“Tao, Myungdae’s not a doll!!” Kris shook his head and pulled the child out. “Borrowing him for a while.”
“Gege!!!” Tao pouted and stared at the photos in his album. “Should I upload this in Instagram?” He asked himself.
‘I’ve become a father!!’ He grinned and uploaded a picture of him with MyungDae.“Yeorobun! Manager Hyung said he has some more stuffs to do and won’t be back til tomorrow afternoon. So we’re still free until then!” Suho announced as he read the message on his phone.
Lay sighed and sat down on the floor. “So we don’t need this?” He asked showing Suho a small tent with Cars and plane design.
“Hyung, are you going camping?”
“Ah, no. Because Manager Hyung might get angry if he finds out we have a kid in the dorm. I was thinking of hiding Myungdae in our room”
“Lay hyung, you share rooms with Manager hyung right?” Baekhyun asked as he played with MyungDae’s hands while he sat on Kyungsoo’s lap. “ So let him hide In our room since we have the room farthest!!”
“….guys he isn’t a pet though”
Everyone stared at Chanyeol and Lay.“Come to Kris Appa!!” Kris called from the other end of the rooftop. He kneeled on one knee and open his arms as he watched MyungDae run towards him but stopped midway.
“MyungDae!! You’re Umma is here!!” Chen and Suho pushed a pretty looking lady in the middle of the rooftop.
“Chen! This isn’t funny!!Suho!!”
“You look pretty Luhan hyung!!” Chen chuckled and MyungDae wobbled towards Luhan and raised his arms at Luhan.
“Umma!!” He grinned.
“HOLD UP A MINUTE I’M YOUR UMMA!!” Everyone looked at the door and found Baekhyun wearing a wig as well and a skirt. He gave them a wink with a matching peace sign and stood beside Luhan. “MyungDae-ah, I’m your Umma!”
“they’re really going to confused the kid..” Xiumin laughed and looked at the sulking Kris who has been ignored bythe child.“Okay ride on Xiumin Ajusshi’s back!” Chen said placing the child on Xiumin’s back as he continued to pretend to be horse or something.
“Giddiyap!” Chen said smacking Xiumin’s butt.
“Yah!” Xiumin laughed and Myungdae giggled.
After crawling around in circles for several minutes Xiumin stopped as he felt something warm on his back. “Chen what’s Myungdae doing? My back is warm.”
Chen who was busy tinkering with his phone looked up and broke into a sheepish grin. “Hyung… Sorry..he just pee-ed on your back.“Say Yehet!”
“et!”
“Kkaebsong!”
“ong!!”
“Ohorat!!”
“at!! At!”
Kyungsoo stared at the two EXO K members who had started teaching the child weird words again. “Don’t teach the kid weird words… Teach him proper words!”
Baekhyun grinned at Kyungsoo and kkaebsong-ed at him.
Exo Main Vocalist placed down his spatula and walked beside Sehun and Baekhyun. He looked at Myungdae and shook his head “Myungdae, don’t listen to your hyungs! They’re teaching you weird words!!”
“et! Et! At!at! Ong!!” Myungdae said as he picked up the sliced carrots beside them and threw it playfully at Kyungsoo.Chanyeol crossed his legs and strum his guitar in his room. Moments later, Kai entered the room with Myungdae in his arms. “We came for a visit! Kyungsoo Umma’s getting mad because MyungDae played with the carrots he chopped.”
EXO’s second tallest member laughed and set aside his guitar on the bed. Kai placed the child down and Myungdae curiously walked towards Chanyeol and the guitar. He reached for the guitar and touched the string making a sound. He laughed and looked at Chanyeol.
“You want me to play?” Chanyeol asked and he positioned his guitar back on his lap and started playing Growl on it.
Kai tapped his feet on the floor and MyungDae suddenly did some weird stiff dance movements he probably picked up from Kai earlier on the day.
A/n: Excuse my poor attempt to make a fic. THIS FIC IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY EXO- K's PHOTO WITH A BABY GIRL (baekyeol's baby girls christening).
Kim Jongin was always one of the early birds to rise. At exactly 6 am sharp he wakes up and stands in front of the sink with a cold glass of water in his hands. He takes a deep breath and stares at the sink for a minute before lazily walks in their usually messy living room.
He yawns for the fifth time and does some stretches while waiting for Kyungsoo to wake up from his room. Breakfast was assigned to him and he was already really hungry. “Ugh, should I wake them up?” He mumbled and messed his bed hair.
A few minutes later, one by one, the members were starting to step out of their rooms and little by little the space in the living room were being filled up by 8 lazy boys. Particularly, Sehun who was lying on Luhan’ thigh, Baekhyun and Chanyeol staring at the television while Chen randomly changed channels every two seconds, Kyungsoo dragging himself to the kitchen to make some breakfast, Suho and Kris talking among themselves.
“Bacon and Egg is enough?” Kyungsoo called from the kitchen. He started rummaging through their refrigerator and collecting the ingredients without getting any response from his co-members.
“Umma~, make some spaghetti!” Baekhyun kidded raising his hands. Kyungsoo scoffed and threw him a bar of oatmeal instead. “Ummaaaaaaa~”
Chanyeol playfully whacked Baekhyun on the shoulder and laughed. “You’re too noisy. You’ll wake up Manager hyung”
“Oh, he left early today” Kai said as he sat beside Suho and Kris.
“Really?” Suho asked and Kai nodded his head.
“Good Morning…”
The members gathered at the living room turned their head to a sleepy Yixing and Tao and greeted them back. “Oh! Finally awake!” Luhan said and watchi his other Chinese members walk inside the living room. Tao leaned on the sofa and fell back asleep.
Yixing nodded his head and sat on the dining table“D.o, what’s for breakfa-“
DINGDONG!
“Oh! Must be the chicken!!” Jongin exclaimed happily and jumped up from his seat. He ran to the door and opened it. “AHHHH!!!”
The other members scrambled on their feet and dashed to the door upon hearing Kai scream. They found him kneeling on the floor by the entrance and Suho reached for Kai’s shoulder.
“Oi, Kai?” Suho called out to his younger member.
“Baby…”
Baekhyun raised a brow “Baby?... Baby don’t cry?”
Kim Jongin turned around and faced his hyungs with a small baby in his arms. “A baby!”
The eleven boys screamed in a mixture of excitement and horror as Kim Jongin stood in front of them with a child cradled in his arms.“Do you think he’ll bite?”
“Lay Hyung! He is not an animal!”
“How old do you think is he?”
“Around 2 or 3?”
“Ah, so he’s not a baby then!!”
“Luhan Hyung, he’s still a toddler so he can still be called a baby.”
“Are children really this small?” Beagle line, Baekhyun ask as he carefully carried the sleeping baby in his arms and grinned at Chanyeol.
Chanyeol laughed and smiled at Baekhyun. “You look like his mother”
“Oh, oh!! Let me carry him!!” Chen said skip hopping towards
“Morning…” EXO’s oldest member finally greeted as he walked towards the group all huddled up in the living room.”WOAH! WHO KIDNAPPED A KID!!”
Everyone pointed at Kyungsoo. “WHAT? WHY ME!”
“You said to bring the kid in!” Sehun accused as he poked his cheeks. “Guchi-Guchi coo~”
“I was just …”
“If we get scolded for this, it will be Kyungsoo’s fault” Chen said laughing at Kyungsoos ‘why-am-i-always-blamed-for-everything-look’.
“What if someone tells the police and we get accused as kidnappers!!” Tao’s eyes widened in horror. “ I don’t want to go to jail Gege!!”
He looked at Kris. Kris sighed and slapped his forehead.
“THEN WHY ME? I only suggested to bring the kid in because it’s cold outside!” Kyungsoo retorted and waved the whisk at his friends. “And you guys agreed! THAT MAKES YOU ALL AN ACCOMPLICE!”
“Us?” Baekhyun innocently pointed at himself then to Chen, Chen pointed to Suho who pointed at Kris. Kris waved his hand in refusal and pointed at Luhan. Luhan brows furrowed and was about to point at Kai when he saw a letter sticking out from the bag that came with the kid. “Oh there’s a card in the pocket!” Luhan said staring at the card. ”Uh…Kris…you read this…”
Kris stared at Luhan and then to the card. On the card was a short note in English written in elegant handwriting. “Please look after MyungDae. “2 hours later inside the EXO Dorm.
“SEHUN!! GO BUY SOME POWDERED MILK! “ Suho ordered as he ran around the dorm fetching some paper tissues from the toilet. “AND SOME BABY BOTTLES!” He said stopping for a second and throwing his card at the younger member. “Go bring someone with you!”
“HE WON’T STOP CRYING!!!” Luhan panicked and ran to Chanyeol who was busy surfing the internet on his Mac and reading articles on how to stop children from crying.
“Luhan Hyung! Did you check his diaper?!” Chanyeol asked and the second oldest member shook his head and ran back to the room.
“Kai!! Let’s go” Sehun called as he walked to the door. “Let’s go buy some baby stuffs” Sehun sighed.
“HE POOPED!!” Baekhyun yelled from their dorm room where most of the members were.
Xiumin chuckled and walked out of the dorm back to the living room where Chanyeol was busy searching articles on ehow.comBy lunch, everyone was already dead tired. It was one child against 12 fully grown men and the child was reigning in triumph.
EXO-M and K’s leader stared tiredly at the child who was happily playing in front of them with the newly bought toys Sehun and Kai bought. Baby MyungDae babbled some weird words and shoved the Barbie dolls head in his mouth and everyone screamed all at the same time. Xiumin crawled beside the child and carefully pulled the doll from him before the child started choking. “Play with this instead.” He said waving the little small brown bear at the the child..
“AH!! THAT’S MINE!!” Chanyeol said pointing at the Rilakkuma stuff toy wrapped around the small hands of the child. The child began biting the ear of the Rilakkuma and everyone else aww-ed. Tao immediately brought out his phone and leaned forward to take a photo of the child.“The can says 3 table spoons of powder!!”
“Make it four! So it’s going to be more tasty!”
“We can’t do that!!”
Baekhyun and Kyungsoo continued to argue on who was going to prepare the milk formula of the baby and snatched the bottle from one another until it fell on the sink.
“Aahh!!!”
However, their argument continued and Kris ended up breaking the two up and asking Kyungsoo to go make some oatmeal for the child instead.“Look, look!” Kai called Sehun over to him and the baby. “Peek-a~”He sang hiding his face with his hands and parting them open “BOO!!”
MyungDae giggled and thrashed his arms and feet happily. Kai repeated it again and he continued to laugh.
“Lemme’ try Lemme’ try!!” Sehun said excitedly. “Okay, MyungDae! Big Brother Sehun’s gonna make you laugh too!!” He said hiding his face with his hand. “Peek a boo!!” He said parting his hands and showing him his trademark grin-smile.
MyungDae stared at him and suddenly his face turned sour and burst out crying. The other EXO Members ran inside the room and Kai swatted Sehun on the shoulder while laughing at him.“Yo, baby!!” Luhan smiled and pinched the little childs cheek and played with him. “Roaaar” He said as he played with the tiger plushie. MyungDae stared at Luhan and reached for the plushie. “Ah, aren’t you so cute!!” He laughed.
“-pa!”
Luhan’s eyes widened and his jaw dropped. “What did you say?!”
“-ma!!”
“Omo!!” Luhan stood up and carried the child in his arms. “Everyone!!” He called running to the resting members in the living room. “He spoke!! He spoke!!”
“Hyung!! Calm down!”
“-PA!”
12 pairs of eyes stared at the child in Luhan’s arms and waited for MyungDae to speak again. All of them suddenly moved closer to him and Luhan and waited for him to utter another word.
“-PA!! Appa!!” He said throwing the plushie at Baekhyun.
“I’m the Appa?!” Baekhyun pointed at himself and everyone else shook their head because it was impossible.“Yah, MyungDae” Kris chuckled as the child wobbled towards his direction while he was sitting on the floor with his trusty sketch book.
“Appa?”
“Yes, I’m your Appa!” Kris grinned and brought him on his lap. “Wan’t me to teach you drawing?” He asked as he flipped open his sketchbook, showing MyungDae his so called art. “You know, Kris appa is really really good at drawing. You’ll love it because…I’m Picasso! I can draw dragons, the members, rhinos anything!” He said and Myungdae stared at him. “Do you want to learn how to draw?” He asked and let Myungdae hold his pencil and immediately the child furiously scribbled lines on the pad and deformed shapes.
“Oh! You’ve got talent!!”“Okay Myungdae! Listen to me.” Sehun grinned as the members sat around in a circle in the living room as the sun finally set. “I’m Sehun hyung! Say hyung! Hyung!”
Myungdae looked at him “-ung!” he said. Luhan and Tao clapped their hands in amusement at MyungDae’s little attempts to speak.
“Goodboy!” Sehun pat his small head and pointed at the other members. “The other members are Appa!! Luhan Appa, Tao Appa, Kris Appa, Suho Appa, Chanyeol Appa, Kai Appa, DO Appa, Lay Appa, Baekhyun Appa, Chen Appa and XIumin Ajusshi!”
“Hey! Why am I Ajusshi” Xiumin asked laughing.
“You’re already 25!!”Sehun replied.“Myungdae, look over here!” Tao said as he leaned back a little and tried to focus his phone camera at the unattentive child. “MyungDae!...Yah Myungdae! Baobao!!”
Myungdae looked at Tao and grinned. “Uwa, so cute!!!” Tao stared at the photo and grabbed Myungdae and buried him under the stuffs toys they bought earlier today with only the child’s head standing out. “Cute, cute!!”
“Next is…”Tao looked around and thought about where to place the child next. “Ah! Kitchen!”
“Tao, Myungdae’s not a doll!!” Kris shook his head and pulled the child out. “Borrowing him for a while.”
“Gege!!!” Tao pouted and stared at the photos in his album. “Should I upload this in Instagram?” He asked himself.
‘I’ve become a father!!’ He grinned and uploaded a picture of him with MyungDae.“Yeorobun! Manager Hyung said he has some more stuffs to do and won’t be back til tomorrow afternoon. So we’re still free until then!” Suho announced as he read the message on his phone.
Lay sighed and sat down on the floor. “So we don’t need this?” He asked showing Suho a small tent with Cars and plane design.
“Hyung, are you going camping?”
“Ah, no. Because Manager Hyung might get angry if he finds out we have a kid in the dorm. I was thinking of hiding Myungdae in our room”
“Lay hyung, you share rooms with Manager hyung right?” Baekhyun asked as he played with MyungDae’s hands while he sat on Kyungsoo’s lap. “ So let him hide In our room since we have the room farthest!!”
“….guys he isn’t a pet though”
Everyone stared at Chanyeol and Lay.“Come to Kris Appa!!” Kris called from the other end of the rooftop. He kneeled on one knee and open his arms as he watched MyungDae run towards him but stopped midway.
“MyungDae!! You’re Umma is here!!” Chen and Suho pushed a pretty looking lady in the middle of the rooftop.
“Chen! This isn’t funny!!Suho!!”
“You look pretty Luhan hyung!!” Chen chuckled and MyungDae wobbled towards Luhan and raised his arms at Luhan.
“Umma!!” He grinned.
“HOLD UP A MINUTE I’M YOUR UMMA!!” Everyone looked at the door and found Baekhyun wearing a wig as well and a skirt. He gave them a wink with a matching peace sign and stood beside Luhan. “MyungDae-ah, I’m your Umma!”
“they’re really going to confused the kid..” Xiumin laughed and looked at the sulking Kris who has been ignored bythe child.“Okay ride on Xiumin Ajusshi’s back!” Chen said placing the child on Xiumin’s back as he continued to pretend to be horse or something.
“Giddiyap!” Chen said smacking Xiumin’s butt.
“Yah!” Xiumin laughed and Myungdae giggled.
After crawling around in circles for several minutes Xiumin stopped as he felt something warm on his back. “Chen what’s Myungdae doing? My back is warm.”
Chen who was busy tinkering with his phone looked up and broke into a sheepish grin. “Hyung… Sorry..he just pee-ed on your back.“Say Yehet!”
“et!”
“Kkaebsong!”
“ong!!”
“Ohorat!!”
“at!! At!”
Kyungsoo stared at the two EXO K members who had started teaching the child weird words again. “Don’t teach the kid weird words… Teach him proper words!”
Baekhyun grinned at Kyungsoo and kkaebsong-ed at him.
Exo Main Vocalist placed down his spatula and walked beside Sehun and Baekhyun. He looked at Myungdae and shook his head “Myungdae, don’t listen to your hyungs! They’re teaching you weird words!!”
“et! Et! At!at! Ong!!” Myungdae said as he picked up the sliced carrots beside them and threw it playfully at Kyungsoo.Chanyeol crossed his legs and strum his guitar in his room. Moments later, Kai entered the room with Myungdae in his arms. “We came for a visit! Kyungsoo Umma’s getting mad because MyungDae played with the carrots he chopped.”
EXO’s second tallest member laughed and set aside his guitar on the bed. Kai placed the child down and Myungdae curiously walked towards Chanyeol and the guitar. He reached for the guitar and touched the string making a sound. He laughed and looked at Chanyeol.
“You want me to play?” Chanyeol asked and he positioned his guitar back on his lap and started playing Growl on it.
Kai tapped his feet on the floor and MyungDae suddenly did some weird stiff dance movements he probably picked up from Kai earlier on the day.